Fede Sangtekster!

 

[Hawkins]

Faldt lige over en analyse af teksten på én af de fedeste klassikere..

Der er tale om Don McLeans American Pie...

Klasse sang, synd at Madonna geninspillede den, men heldigvis ødelagde hun den ikke så meget som visse andre "kunstere" kunne have gjort

[Mudski]

Suspekt - Kinky Fætter

Du sir du har en mand men pigeven hvor er han hen
Hjemme i seng eller ude med sit slæng
Og boller rundt på godt og ondt du er for nem
falder du for den og jeg er noget du ik ka glem’
Jeg er en kinky fætter  vil du være kinky med mig
Sæd pletter på din pink sweater efter hede nætter
Lad mig knep dig for din skede spjætter
Og min pik hænger ik længer mellem mine lange stænger
Men står ud i vejret som en stangspringer
Jeg er en slangetæmmer svinger min helikopter
Og fuck´dig er hva jeg burde gøre for du har trang til mig
Der er ingen som dig selvom jeg har andre kvinder
Så få en langefinger op i dit skræv
la mig slik dig la mig smæk dig i din røv
og lad os prøve det er forbudt og beskidt
omme bag i den busk så kan du sut på min pik

um årh um årh um årh um årh
um årh um årh um årh um årh

Esben

Du sir at du vil prøve det forbudte pige
Så stik mig en bar røv jeg kan trut i
smæk i din booty
Og slik i din pussy
La mig stik en fed pik i din nuggi
Du ik en groupie bare en god pige der sys Emil kører go stil
Og har set min profil i de beskidte blade
Amatør sektionen med en kæmpe stor pik i din middagsmad
er du træt af alle de væmmelige mennesker
så lad mig komme og værre din hemmelige elsker
jeg ka gi dig det du drømmer og ku tænk dig
strøm eller lænker saml dine fingre
og få dem alle sammen op i dit skræv
la mig smæk dig la mig slik dig i din røv
la os prøve det forbudt og beskidt
omme bag i den busk så kan du sut på min pik

um årh um årh um årh um årh
um årh um årh um årh um årh
um årh um årh um årh um årh
um årh um årh um årh um årh

Sodo so buddas

genial 

[Borelli BB]

Kvinden synger da ikke Esben!? Gør hun? 

Har altid troet at det var Espelma, eller så'rn noget.

[MeeLo]

Hun synger Espen jo.

[arsenalistic]

MeeLo er en værre lille gangzter 

[Dusty78DK]

Nirvana - Lithium


I'm so happy 'cause today
I found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you
We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze
'Cause I've found god
Yeah yeah yeah yeah(x6)
yeah

I'm so lonely, that's ok I shaved my head
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to plain for all I've heard
I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there
And I don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay
My will is good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (x6)
yeah

I like you- I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack
I like you- I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

I'm so happy 'cause today
I found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you
We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze
'Cause I've found god
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (x6)
yeah

I like you - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack
I like you - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

[Mudski]

Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Song: The Vagina Song


Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning

[MeeLo]

ARTIST(s):      2pac ft. Nate Dogg
SONG TITLE:   Thugs Get Lonely Too
ALBUM:            Loyal To The Game




Hahahaha, man you crazy, see

[Verse One]
It ain't easy bein me
Life as a celebrity is less than heavenly
I got these fakes and these backstabbers chasin me around
And it's always drama, whenever I wanna get around
Momma told me, long before I ever came up
Gotta be true, to what you do and keep the game up
Cause thangs change, and jealousy becomes a factor
Best friends at your wife's house, tryin to mack her
I'm on tour, but still they keep on knockin at my door
And I got no time to worry, I'm steady wantin more
Every day is a test yes, I try hard
But I'm strugglin with every breath, I pray to God
that the woman that I left at home, all alone
There ain't nothin like tryin to bone, over the phone
In my mind I can see her naked, I can't take it
Got me shakin at the thought that we can make it
I torture me

[Chorus: Nate Dogg]
I'm rollin out on tour today, you gettin sad cause I'm goin away, the...
... chickenheads wanna play with me, you gettin mad cause you think I'ma sway
Some of 'em cute some of 'em fine as fuck
I hear 'em scream soon as I hit the stage, nah...
Still I be gettin lonely for you
I'm comin home soon as I make this pay, make this pay

[Verse Two]
I call you up long distance, on the telephone
Wanna tuck you in even though I can't make it home
I whisper thangs in your ear like you're near me
Wonder if you feel me, from far away, and can you hear me?
It seems to me, that you're jealous
Cause I'm hustlin and makin money, with the fellas
In the backstreets, tryin to track me, baby hold up!
Thugs get lonely too, but I'm a soldier
And there's no way I'ma stop makin money
Cause your attitude's changed and you're actin a little funny
Always complainin, sayin we don't spend time
Can't you see I got enough stress on my mind?
And hangin up like you all that
Then get mad when I tell you that I'm busy baby, call back
Please, ain't nothin left to say to you
Thugs, get lonely too, YOU KNOW

[Chorus]

[Verse Three]
I sit alone in my room drinkin, without a care
Talkin out loud to you, like you're there
Take your picture out my back pocket, man it's on
You're the first face I wanna see, when I get home
Wanna love you 'til the sun rise, buckwild
Touchin every wall in the house, thug style
Put your hands on the headboard, think of me
Drippin sweat on top of you, sink and see
this in yo' head that I'm makin love, so turn the lights down
Reminisce and relax, cause baby right now
I feel it in the middle of my stomach
You whisper in my ear and baby tell me how you really want it
Hold on tightly, watch the ceiling
Scratch my back's how you react, let me know you feel me
Cause everything I'm givin to you, is so true
And thugs get lonely too, YOU KNOW

[Chorus]

[2Pac]
Yeah, thug life BAY-BEE!
Steady thuggin
Ay so you remember that next time you sweatin me when I'm on the road baby
Thugs get lonely too, we ain't gotta go through all this bullshittin ass problems
If you wanna be real with me, be real with me
If you wanna be fake, move on to the next one, that ain't me
YOU KNOW

[Zone 43]

Yellowcard - Everywhere

Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that`s drifting over me
And when I wake you`re never there
But when I sleep you`re everywhere
You`re everywhere

Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you`re here and who you are
`Cause every time I look
You`re never there
And every time I sleep
You`re always there

Chorus:
`Cause you`re everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it`s you I see
You`re everything I know
That makes me believe
I`m not alone
I`m not alone

I recognize the way you make me feel
It`s hard to think that
You might not be real
I sense it now, the water`s getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me

Chorus:
`Cause you`re everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it`s you I see
You`re everything I know
That makes me believe
I`m not alone
I`m not alone

I am not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh

And when I touch your hand
It`s then I understand
The beauty that`s within
It`s now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so

Chorus:
`Cause you`re everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it`s you I see
You`re everything I know
That makes me believe
I`m not alone

`Cause you`re everywhere to me
And when I catch my breath
It`s you I breathe
You`re everything I know
That makes me believe
I`m not alone

You`re in everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?

Kanon sang som man helst skal nå at høre

[Zone 43]

Blink 182 - What's my age again

I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that`s about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you`re 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What`s my age again?
What`s my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband`s in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that`s about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What`s my age again?
What`s my age again?

And that`s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you`re in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What`s my age again?
What`s my age again?

That`s about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What`s my age again?
What`s my age again?

Fed sang - Federe musikvideo!

[Bobby Charlton]

jeg gik mig over sø og land
der mødte jeg en gammel mand
han sagDe så spurte såå
vil du, vil du, vil du, vil du, vil du
med mig Ud i skoven gå
moder må jeg med ham gå
moder må jeg med ham gå, med ham gå
moder må jeg med ham
hyp, hyp, hyp, hyp, hyp, hyp, hyp, hyp
ride ride ranKe
først den ene vej og Så den anden vej
og tju, og tju og skomagerdreng
skomagerdrengen er et svin
slikkehans, slikkehans, han vil bare slikke
hver lille Pige hver lille dreng
han kender skælmsk i sin lille seng
op lille hans, op lille hans
vil du være min mand så kom, kom, kom
det er fordi jeg elsker alt det hvide
første gang så la' vi ham gå anden gang så ligeså
tommelfinger, tommelfinger hvor er du
den skal snart få lært at finde hen hvor musen bor
du kan gøre hvad du vil og så drikke mæl dertil
og har du penge så kan du få, men har du ingen så må du gå
vi venter på far, venter på far
hurra højt vi råber
nu kommer far, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(find det skjulte budskab!)

[Zone 43]

Eminem feat. Nate dogg - Shake that[Intro - Eminem ]

Shady, Aftermath
There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fuucked up
Hit the strip club don't forget once get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine
Knowin still got a few chunks on your shoestring
Showin I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated
And hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

[Verse 2 - Nate Dogg]

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't beleive
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you byye
Look real close cause strobe lights blind

[Verse 3 - Nate Dogg]

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everday she be givin it up

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

[Verse 4 - Eminem]

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygentist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this flouride ??
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

[Verse 5 - Nate Dogg]

Have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol' suck
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

[Bridge - Eminem]

Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead shake that butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everday she be givin it up

[Outro - Eminem]

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

God, come one

[Eminem makes noises]

I ain't leavin' without you bitch

Come here home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his gurl

haha, Nate Dogg

[deep breathing]

[Dusty78DK]

Juncker - "Bad Vibes"


hvis du mangler det sidste blandingskrydderi i dit liv
er det godt at have en syndebuk en du kan lide ikke at lide
der er ingen ben i det men du har fod på det hele
når du står og danser step på en der ligger ned

men tiden heler alle sår
med håbet om at bødlerne de får grå hår

når de små sko bliver for store og forlorne er det svært at komme til orde
når selv de der løfter flokken falder til jorden
når jeg hører dit lysebrune hule ekko må jeg tage mig til hovedet
for jeg går og skammer mig når du sir du har aktier i mit blod

men tiden heler alle sår
med håbet om at bødlerne de får grå hår

der er bad vibes i andedammen
svanerne de skammer sig
når ænderne de brokker sig
over mågerne som har indlogeret sig

men tiden heler alle sår
med håbet om at bødlerne de får grå hår
du er så lille at du fylder for meget
sådan en rapand er bitter som dig

men tiden heler alle sår
med håbet om at bødlerne de får liggesår

du er så lille at du fylder for meget
sådan en rapand er bitter som dig

[Zone 43]

Til ære for en hvis Gosser

Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so present about that place.
Even your emotions have an echo
And so much space

And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Probably

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice
That's my only advice

Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

Well, I think your crazy
I make your crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember Is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done

But maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably

[Gosser]

Til ære for en hvis Gosser

Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so present about that place.
Even your emotions have an echo
And so much space

And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Probably

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice
That's my only advice

Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

Well, I think your crazy
I make your crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember Is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done

But maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably

Åh-ha, god sang