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[Bademesteren]

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Melodi: Cats in the Cradle
Skrevet af: Harry Chapin


My child arrived just the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learned to walk while I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's ok."
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed,
Said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day,
So much like a man I just had to say,
"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired and my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."
He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time.
You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu,
But it's sure nice talking to you, dad.
It's been sure nice talking to you."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

[Martinj]

En af de sjoveste tekster, efter min mening, er denne. Den er så fed.
Kashmir - Vote 4 Dick Taid:

Come on faithful sons, we'll blow away the ballless ones,
set their long grey hair on fire, put their fingers on a wire.
Your daddy that is me, I take responsibility,
a simple fee is all it takes to wash away your agony.

I offer you work so I can eat and drive expensive vehicles.
As you see I´m the only one here.
I gave you a life, a bite to eat, I am your only miracle.
You've got to love, not fear... your dadadadadadadadyoh.

Someday by accident I will become the president.
'Cuz you will waste your votes on me and I will reign it permanent.
My tongue on salt through years have made me my verbal boundries dissappear
I spoke my way through fear (applause) I'm taught to lie sincere.

I offer you work so I can eat and drive expensive vehicles.
As you see I´m the only one here.
I gave you a life, a bite to eat, I am your only miracle.
You've got to love, not fear... your dadadadadadadadyoh.
POPS!

All of the money I put into you made days sunny and forced you to love me
Daddy will never be crying the blues, dumbfucked rebels are promised to loose... trust me!

I have never believed in anything
but myself: Now you must be wondering.
how in the world I could make it so big with a couple of hands and a gun.

My own daddy taught me to hate myself
for all sorroundings close you shell
you're put here to work and raise your sister suffer no moan my son.

I offer you work so I can eat and drive expensive vehicles.
As you see I´m the only one here.
I gave you a life, a bite to eat, I am your only miracle.
You've got to love, not fear... your dadadadadadadadyoh.
POOOOOOOOOOOOPS!

Kommer med nogle flere senere

[Thore]

Johnny Cash - Hung My Head
Super sang, det er jo faktisk en lille historie, som man bliver meget rørt af når man høre Johnny Cash synge den.

Early one morning
With time to kill
I borrowed Jebb’s rifle
And sat on a hill
I saw a lone rider
Crossing the plain
I drew a bead on him
To practice my aim

My brother’s rifle
Went of in my hand
A shot rang out
Across the land
The horse, he kept running
The rider was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

I set off running
To wake from the dream
My brother’s rifle
Went into the sheen
I kept on running
Into the south lands
That’s where they found me
My head and my hands

The sheriff he asked me
Why had I run
And then it came to me
Just what I had done
And all for no reason
Just one peace of lead
I hung my head
I hung my head

Here in the court house
The whole town was there
I see the judge
High up in the chair
Explain to the court room
What went through you mind
And we’ll ask the jury
What verdict they find

I felt the power
Of death over life
I orphaned his children
I widowed his wife
I begged their forgiveness
I wish I was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

I hung my head
I hung my head

Early one morning
With time to kill
I see the gallows
Up on a hill
And out in the distance
A trick of the brain
I see a lone rider
Crossing the plain

And he’d come to fetch me
To see what they’d done
And we’d ride together
To kingdom come
I prayed for god’s mercy
For soon I’d be dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

I hung my head
I hung my head

[Kimu]

Kunstner/titel: Depeche Mode - Walking In My Shoes
Skrevet af: Martin Gore

I would tell you about the things
They put me through
The pain I've been subjected to
But the Lord himself would blush
The countless feasts laid at my feet
Forbidden fruits for me to eat
But I think your pulse would start to rush

Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes


Morality would frown upon
Decency look down upon
The scapegoat fate's made of me
But I promise now, my judge and jurors
My intentions couldn't have been purer
My case is easy to see

I'm not looking for a clearer conscience
Peace of mind after what I've been through
And before we talk of any repentance
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

[Thore]

Tenacious d - Fuck her gently
Fed sang som man sagtens kan synge for kærsten 

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

[Zone 43]

Artist : Eminem
Album : Encore
Title : Rain Man

[Dre (Em)]
Yeah
(Definatelydefinatel ydefinatelydefinate ly definately K-mart)
Yeahyeah

[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]
You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extense if
Anyshould I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this
Far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right blasphomous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe Ihad one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed SupermanI killed Super--man
And how ironicthat I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

[Chorus:]
Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brainnice to meet you
Himy name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain Man

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of courseit's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as badas long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either beforeduring or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred to have suchmore commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to saywhat's fair to sayand what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
Butut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he trippedfellslipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

[Chorus]

You find me offensiveI find you offensive
Shitthis is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anywayanyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guyKryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonicyep yepdon't worry I'm on it
I got ithigh five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and screw my
Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butterjellychickent una sandwhich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

[Chorus]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHA HAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
YoRain Man
Definatelydefinatel y Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred a
nd eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)

skuffende ingen har skrevet den ind endnu

[Bademesteren]

Melodi: Seasons In The Sun
Skrevet af: Terry Jacks

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and A B C's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.

Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time......

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.

Goodbye Papa its hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone

All our lives we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time......

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun

[Gosser]

Jeg spurgte min mælk: Er du stadig sur på mig?
Det var ikke med vilje, at jeg kaldte dig tyk.
Det var heller ikke med vilje, at jeg kaldte din mor for en ko.
Nu ligger du dér og buldrer i den bagende sol.
Du var sød, men også tem'lig let. Vi mødtes ved A38, hvor jeg stod med min kurv.
Nu lever vi sammen i tykt og i tyndt. Jeg elsker dig stadig, du er kernen i mit liv.

Men nu er du sur, som ymer.
Ja, du er sur, som ymer.
Jaa, nu er du suuur som ymer.
Jaa, nu er du suuur som ymer.

Absolut helt og aldeles genial sangtekst af Humleridderne!

[Zone 43]

Akcent - Kylie

Kylie give me..
Kylie give me..

Baby, you`re the one that met my heart
I swear I`m not lying
maybe tonight I`m gonna try my luck
I can see that you want me

I`m dreaming about you every night .. every night
Kylie give me just a chance let`s go out and dance
We can get into the groove I can watch you move
Later you can sing to me like a shining star
But I rather do you on the backseat of my car

Kylie give me just a chance let`s go out and dance
We can get into the groove I can watch you move
Later you can sing to me like a shining star
But I rather do you on the backseat of my car

Baby, take a minute and check me out
I`m singing of sorrow
Baby I`m the coolest guy in the crowd
I`m sure you`ve seen me
I`m dreaming about you every night .. every night

Kylie give me just a chance let`s go out and dance
We can get into the groove I can watch you move
Later you can sing to me like a shining star
But I rather do you on the backseat of my car

Kylie give me just a chance let`s go out and dance
We can get into the groove I can watch you move
Later you can sing to me like a shining star
But I rather do you on the backseat of my car

You drive me crazy
You slowly drive me crazy
No blody Baby
Can get you of my mind
I should be lucky
I should be so lucky
I should be lucky too sleep with you tonight

[Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie] Kylie give me just a chance let`s go out and dance
We can get into the groove I can watch you move
Later you can sing to me like a shining star
But I rather do you on the backseat of my car

Kylie give me just a chance let`s go out and dance
We can get into the groove I can watch you move
Later you can sing to me like a shining star
But I rather do you on the backseat of my car

Kylie give me

[tturbo1]

Syntes Savage Garden lavede et par rigtige fede numre, og Darren Hayes skriv nogle super fede tekster.
Her er en af mine favoritter:

Affirmation
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe that God does not endorse T.V evangelists
I believe in love surviving death into eternity
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

[Bademesteren]

Syntes Savage Garden lavede et par rigtige fede numre, og Darren Hayes skriv nogle super fede tekster.
Her er en af mine favoritter:

Affirmation

Den ligger også i toppen herhjemme!

[United-styrer]

Ah, Savage Garden . Hørte ikke andet for tre år siden. Mange fede numre, de fik skruet sammen.

[United-styrer]

Jeg spurgte min mælk: Er du stadig sur på mig?
Det var ikke med vilje, at jeg kaldte dig tyk.
Det var heller ikke med vilje, at jeg kaldte din mor for en ko.
Nu ligger du dér og buldrer i den bagende sol.
Du var sød, men også tem'lig let. Vi mødtes ved A38, hvor jeg stod med min kurv.
Nu lever vi sammen i tykt og i tyndt. Jeg elsker dig stadig, du er kernen i mit liv.

Men nu er du sur, som ymer.
Ja, du er sur, som ymer.
Jaa, nu er du suuur som ymer.
Jaa, nu er du suuur som ymer.

Absolut helt og aldeles genial sangtekst af Humleridderne!

Ja, det er stort, det der! Fremragende fra Humleridderne, med Mælkesangen.

[wirenfeldt]

The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

[donthomas]

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (from Monty Python)

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...