En samtale med Gud.

 

[AH]

Hehe. Det havde jeg faktisk ikke, nej.
Men det billed er hvad man får ud af at såge på "Gud", på Goggle's billed søgning. Simpelthen.

Jamen, så er mysteriet om Guds udseende endelig løst Tænk bare at ingen før har fundet ud af det vha. google. Google løser jo alle problemer

[absalonsen]

Jamen, så er mysteriet om Guds udseende endelig løst Tænk bare at ingen før har fundet ud af det vha. google. Google løser jo alle problemer

Ja, Google må næsten være verdens berømt, for at have fundet vigtige oplysninger om Gud.
Lækkert at vi ikke behøver at spekulere over det længere. 

[AH]

Ja, Google må næsten være verdens berømt, for at have fundet vigtige oplysninger om Gud.
Lækkert at vi ikke behøver at spekulere over det længere. 

Jeg har nu efterforsket sagen endnu dybere, og jeg er kommet frem til, at der måske er en gud til hvert land:

Hvis man søger på 'God' (engelsk, amerikansk), så tager Gud denne form:



Hvis man søger på 'Gott' (tysk), så tager Gud denne form:



Hvis man søger på 'Dios' (spansk), så tager Gud denne skræmmende form:



Og sidst, men absolut ikke mindst, så er dette den russiske udgave af Gud/'Бог':

[absalonsen]

Jeg har nu efterforsket sagen endnu dybere, og jeg er kommet frem til, at der måske er en gud til hvert land:

Hvis man søger på 'God' (engelsk, amerikansk), så tager Gud denne form:



Hvis man søger på 'Gott' (tysk), så tager Gud denne form:



Hvis man søger på 'Dios' (spansk), så tager Gud denne skræmmende form:



Og sidst, men absolut ikke mindst, så er dette den russiske udgave af Gud/'Бог':

Gud er ikke kun lesbisk. Men kan trylle sig om til alle mulige slags mennesker, så det er den samme i alle lande. Endnu en gang er det Google som kommer med beviserne. Intet mindre end fantastisk af Google. 

[SaneSoul]

Me:
 I am Satan
God:
  It's good to see you,  SATAN.
Me:
 have you missed me?
God:
I think I have  missed you, but  Myself may have reset my memory.

 

[AH]

Haha Go' griner den side der Meget godt lavet, selvom Guds udtale ikke ligefrem er helt grammatisk korrekt

[absalonsen]

Hehe
Typisk dig SaneSoul.. Godt lavet. 

[Zone 43]

Haha.. Det er sgu fedt nok

Me:
 Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 A
God:
A B C...
Me:
 Yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
 I have a question for you!
God:
What is  it ?
Me:
 Do you play FM?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 It's also great!
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
 The ending
God:
What else do the  ending remind you of?
Me:
 Game over
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
 
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 Yeah!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 Yeah, i live there
God:
Which countries have you visited?  Would you recommend  it as a nice place to live?
Me:
 I've been at Bornholm twice, it's great
God:
Where are you now?
Me:
 Denmark
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  DENMARK.
Me:
 It's cole
God:
Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Yeah
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
 Try to be there you self
God:
OK I will try to  be there me self.
Me:
 Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 Not me
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
 I don't no
God:
Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".
Me:
 No I do not
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
 It wasn't me
God:
It seemed like  you.
Me:
 It wasn't
God:
I thought it was.
Me:
 I thought it was you
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
 Yeah
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 Yeah
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 Hmm what?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  Are you surprised?
Me:
 Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
 Yeah me 2
God:
Hurrah!  YOU?  Two what?
Me:
 That i liked it
God:
What do you like about  cole?
Me:
 He is a great footballer i throught
God:
Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.
Me:
 I can't
God:
Why not?
Me:
 He is in England
God:
How long has he been there?
Me:
 All his life
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 I got my contacts

Her til skal det siges at Cole skulle havde været Cold, det var en tastefejl!

[DelPiero]

Lige en snas fra min samtale:

Me: Do you want to fuck with your angels?
God: I have been asked that 100,000 times since 1995.

[SmokinJoe]

Me:
Yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
You got some smoke, mayn?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  an answer to every question..
Me:
hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I could really use some smoke?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
You know where i could get some?
God:
A planet we call "The Earth".
Me:
Now you just fuckin with me!
God:
Yeah okay,  Why now?  I don't have any reason to  fuckin with you.
Me:
Then give me some smoke!
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
To get high?
God:
Good reason...


Diskutionen fortsatte, men fik sku ik noget ud af ham

[Borelli BB]

Gud tisser ikke fandt jeg ud af i min samtale med ham  .

[Zone 43]

Gud tisser ikke fandt jeg ud af i min samtale med ham  .

Jeg har fundet ud af at han er hooligan og kommer fra Bornholm (hvem sagde Gudhjem?)

[Ramos 4]

Jeg fik hurtigt nok af ham og hans Yoda-snak...

-----------
Me:
 Hi there big guy, what is your thoughts about the new Bond movie?
God:
Compare that to small  guy what is my thoughts about the new Bond movie.  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 say what?
God:
I said, " Compare that to small  guy what is my thoughts about the new Bond movie.  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?" .
Me:
 I heard you bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Someome is spreading gossip about me.

[CyTecniC]

Me:
 hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 retardo
God:
  Hi,  retardo.
Me:
 thats my name!
God:
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
 yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one,  retardo.
Me:
 mabye
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 okay, to what
God:
Yeah okay,  I thought we were done with  mabye.
Me:
 where are you from god?
God:
I am in  Heaven, how about you.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
 damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
 you are just kidding around
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  kidding around.
Me:
 no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
 no
God:
I didn't think so either.  Just a moment.  Just a moment.
Me:
 i got to go now
God:
Right now?  Goodbye.
Me:
 yeah right now,
God:
At this moment  Mmm.
Me:
 so goodbye, see you soon god!
God:
OK.  See you later!

[søgaard]

Haha.. mega nice link.. Samtalerne udvikler sig til noget meget underligt..