Humor, god som dårlig!

 

[nicolajtmadsen]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/10484/the-top-15-most-popular-dyac-texts-of-all-time/

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/drinking-coke.jpg

Helt sikkert min favorit!

[Michaellaudrup]

http://www.youtube.com/v/Lgw2slDfx9Q
- Kan ikke stoppe med at grine!!! 

[Szczesny]

[Lavezzi]

[Zone 43]

[GHERTESTEAS]

Horse walks in to a bar. Barman says "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and unable to understand the complexities of conversation, walks to the middle of the bar and shits on the floor



My girlfriend thinks I have a gambling addiction. She hasn't said anything, but I bet that's what she's thinking.



My son's got Parkinsons and this morning, his illness cost me thousands. That's the last time I take him to an auction.



An old lady was at the cashpoint and asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over.



If you watch Osama Bin Ladens life backwards, it's about an Ocean Zombie that builds skyscrapers out of airplanes



Harry Redknapp is to be sacked today.
He'll be replaced by Kate McCann, she only lost one in Europe.

[Zone 43]

Harry Redknapp is to be sacked today.
He'll be replaced by Kate McCann, she only lost one in Europe.

[Yessir]

What's the difference between Liverpool Fc and an air vent ?
An air vent has fans that actually work


Amy Winehouse was found dead in a pile of shit, piss & vomit.
Others call it Old Trafford.


BBC News....'Plane crashes in Manchester'
A Police spokesman stated it had caused over £20.000 of improvements...


Sky Sports News: Klinsmann new USA boss
In other news: Jewish footballer Benny Feilhaber has announced his retirement from international football, due to personal reasons.


amy winehouse bumps into lady diana at the pearly gates. amy says to her "why is your halo black?" diana replies "you must still be off your face darling it`s a fookin stearing wheel."


Just heard about the death of one of the biggest stars of our time.
We all knew they had it coming with the pale white skin and slits for a nose, they'll be greatly missed.

RIP Voldemort...


My girlfriend has just asked me how many women i've shagged, i said 'i realy dont want to answer that love, you know i've had a past and i don't want to upset you!' 'C'mon' she said, 'i can handle it!' so i had to sit there and count them all.....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, you, 10, 11, 12..

[Hamza_BIF]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/179870_501370076174_623846174_6578808_4279872_n.jpg

[Szczesny]

Genialt, haha

[Zone 43]

Fernando Torres has joined in with the London riots and his reportedly thrown 12 Petrol Bombs and Police have comfirmed none have hit the target.

[Yessir]

That awkward moment when you live in Tottenham, go into cash your giro on Monday & realise you burnt your own post office down over the weekend!

[Korzika]

http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/

[Oli]

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/sporno-gallery

[KrookDale]

http://www.youtube.com/v/Q0-laPMh36E