Humor, god som dårlig!

 

[Ibraa]

http://www.youtube.com/v/cupFtSkD0T8
Me gusta!

[Yessir]

[Ibraa]

http://lolpics.se/22656-epic-troll
hahahhah!

[Philips]

Hvad sagde jesus da han satte sig ind i Taxaen ?



-sømmet i bund




Hvad sagde jøden da han satte sig ind i taxaen ?



-Giv den gas



Hvad sagde koen da den satte sig ind i taxa'en?



-Køer

[Philips]

Hvad er ligheden mellem en jomfru og en babysæl?



- De bløder begge når de får kølle



Hvad kalder man en kvinde der er faldet ned for et højhus?


-En SMAT-SO


Hvorfor har kvinder ikke fissen siddende i hovedet??

De kan jo ikke rende rundt med hjerneblødning 12 gange om året

[Philips]

Hvor mange negere skal der til at male en port?
Det kommer an på hvor hårdt du kaster...

[Philips]

Hvad er forskellen på en død hvid baby og en død sort baby?

200 grader i ovnen.

[Philips]

Hvordan får man 20 døde babyer ind i en telefonboks?

Man blender dem.

Hvordan får man dem ud igen?

Nachos.

[Philips]

Hvad kalder man en neger på en cykel?



En tyv...

[korzika]

Some Children Are Quick
 
 
TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America   .
MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
 
TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
(I  Love this child)
___________________ ___________________ ______


TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
___________________ _______________


TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
___________________ ___________________ ____  


TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.  
___________________ ___________________ _


TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
MILLIE:         I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
___________________ _____________


TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  
                   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand....    
___________________ ___________________  


TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
___________________ ___________


TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.      
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
___________________ ______________


TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
___________________ _____________  


PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

[Philips]

TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher

[Zone 43]

[Lavezzi]

Piers Morgan
Very disappointed with the tweets from United's newboy @Ph1lj0nes - they all seem to be grammatically correct and borderline intelligent.

Han er skøn.

[Zone 43]

http://mand.dk.msn.com/article/75577-verdens-bedste-vittighed/gallery/432798

[ElGuapo]

http://mand.dk.msn.com/article/75577-verdens-bedste-vittighed/gallery/432699