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"He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your Labrador, Seol Ki-Hyeon, Seol Ki-Hyeon."
- Reading fans toast their new Korean signing
I actually don't feel the years passing, although the younger players make sure to remind me of my age. If there's a clip of Bobby Charlton playing or a game's in black and white they'll ask: "Were you playing in that Giggsy?"
- Ryan Giggs, Man Utd's senior citizen in 2008
"What is your position at the company? "
"Right back."
- Liverpool Right Wing-Back Jason McAteer on a credit card form
"For Tony Adams to confess his alcoholism like that took a lot of bottle."
- Ian Wright
"In England, they say that Manchester is the city of rain. It's main attraction is considered to the timetable at the railway station, where trains leave for other, less rainy cities."
- Nemanja Vidic, Man Utd double-winner
"I always tell Cristiano before training, 'If you do stepovers on me, I will break your legs and rip up your shirt.' I have no wish to have the mickey taken out of me all week."
- Patrice Evra, on team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
- George Best
"We're going to have to man-mark him."
- Roberto Carlos, after his Real Madrid team-mate Jonathan Woodgate scores two own goals
"These rumours are completely false. I've only watched two musicals during my entire spell in London and they are Mamma Mia and Saturday Night Fever"
- Freddie Ljungberg denies that he is gay.
"Tired after practice I had a shower. I put a lot of soap on and after opening my eyes I realised that I was the only naked man among 10 Turks wearing shorts. Then a German entered the shower and I was happy. I doubt that Elton John would be happier than me to see a naked young man."
- Besiktas striker Arild Stavrum, on the differences between Turkey and Aberdeen.
According to the nanny who sold her story, Victoria used to scream at her husband: "I gave up my music for you." So, the next time you feel like slagging off David Beckham, just take a moment to ponder on how much we all owe the man.
- Ian O'Doherty, "The Irish Independent"
Fernando Morientes is a bit like bird flu. He's been lethal in other countries and we keep getting told it's only a matter of time before he makes his mark here, but there's no sign of it yet.
- from "The Liverpool Daily Post"
Craig Bellamy is added to George W Bush's 'Axis of Evil'.
- From Football 365's predictions for 2007
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