Humor, god som dårlig!

 

[Korzika]

Det må være bolden fra Ramos' straffespark.

[KrookDale]

Hvor er det smukt

[Yessir]

http://www.edc.dk/Sag/?Pid=47600241

[Barca Ralle]

http://ekstrabladet.dk/vrangen/article1117111.ece
Ged fængslet for røveri

 Vagt mener, tyv brugte sort magi og forvandlede sig til en ged, da han blev fanget under biltyveri 

[Oli]

"Desværre er Mascha ikke særlig vild med råt kød" ...Epic

[Ariana Grande]

Artikel om at den nye grønlandske promille lov ikke omfatter kajak færdsel:
Der bliver spurgt om det er okay at de må sejle stive. Ja hvorfor ikke.

"Nu er det jo ikke fordi stive grønlændere i kajak typisk er dem der sejler ind i danske broer og forårsager store skader, så det er nok en regel vi kan leve med. Jeg ved ikke om EB vil have mig til at hidse mig op, men det gider jeg simpelthen ikke. Hvis grønlænderne selv mener det er godt at de må sejle stive rundt i deres kajakker så lad dem da."

[Yessir]

[Caviezel]

Haha 

Her er en magen til...

[Ariana Grande]

[Ariana Grande]

Don't bring a girl in the NBA finals, she'll get bored.

[Ariana Grande]

[KrookDale]

http://www.wimp.com/rookieyear/

Jævnt awesome.

[Ariana Grande]

[GHERTESTEAS]

I've been married to my wife ten years today.

Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.

I don't know how she does it.

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Just got a brand new fishing rod and reel for the wife.

Best swap I've ever made!

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It's not everyday my wife turns to me and says; I want you to take me upstairs, fuck me in the arse and cum all over my face.
Today is no exception.

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My wife came home with a vibrator, started waving it about and screamed, "I don't need you now! I don't need you now!"

Guess who had to put the batteries in.

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I woke up this morning and my wife was out.

There was a note stuck to the fridge saying, 'I can't cope, it's clearly not working, I'm going to stay at my mums'.

I don't know what the fat cunt is talking about, I just felt the milk and it's cold.

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The wife just told me that she's pregnant and expecting twins at Christmas.

She's going to make a fantastic single mum.

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A guy goes to his pharmacy and asks for a pack of Viagra.

"Do you have a prescription?" the pharmacist asks.

"No, but here's a picture of my wife," he replied.

[Know112233]

Nogle mandschauvinistiske jokes som nogen sikkert har hørt/set før

1. I begyndelsen skabte Gud jorden og hvilede. Så skabte Gud manden og hvilede.
Så skabte Gud kvinden og siden har hverken Gud eller manden hvilet.

2. Hvad kalder man en kvinde, der har mistet 95% af sin intelligens?
Fraskilt.

3. Hvorfor har kvinder kun 4 hjerneceller?
Det er fordi at der som regel kun er 4 kogeplader