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[vmanstar]

"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave." - Charlie Sheen under retssag, 1996

 

[FCK88]

Da jeg så ham, blev jeg sku helt Lalandia i trussen

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH!  

[Zone 43]

"I have never met Capello, but you get the sense that he has never liked me as a player because he has never considered me, as far as I know, which is curious"
- Sol Campbell, 19/5-10 - om hvorfor han ikke blev udtaget til VM-slutrunden.

"With the greatest respect to women, football is the most beautiful thing in the world."
- Slaven Bilic, 16/6-08.

"De brokker sig hver gang, de møder Brøndby. Hver gang føler de sig snydt af dommeren"
- Henrik Jensen, 10/4-10 - om OB.

[Zone 43]

"I dreamt of playing for a club like Manchester United, and now here I am at Liverpool"
- Sander Westerveld

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match"
- Ian Wright

"And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0"
- Ian Dark

"I aften, når I keder jer, så er det ikke "Vild med Dans", I skal se, men Colchester mod Leicester. En rigtig mandekamp"
- Kent Nielsen

[Philips]

Så kan jeg endelig få det hul til Kina Med hjælp fra en penetrerende asteroide!

min lillebror da jeg viste ham http://www.purdue.edu/impactearth
 

[AFC]

''Han blinker formentlig ikke med øjnene, selv om man fyrer et kanonslag af i bukserne på ham''

- Stig Tøfting, sagt om William Kvist

[Guldbrand]

"The last time BVB won in Munich most of my players were still breastfed." - Jürgen Klopp efter sejren over Bayern München..   

[Frederikbjerg]

Disse 2 citater fra en af tidernes største boksere, måske endda den absolut største, Muhammed Ali. 

"Jeg er så hurtig, at jeg slukker kontakten i mit soveværelse, og er i seng, før lyset går ud."
 
"Det er mangel på tro, der gør mennesker bange for at møde udfordringer, og jeg tror på mig selv."

Det er i hvert fald en man der tror på sig selv, det kan der ikke siges noget til.

[Grønthandleren]

"The last time BVB won in Munich most of my players were still breastfed." - Jürgen Klopp efter sejren over Bayern München..   

Intet mindre end genialt! Haha, jeg var udmærket klar over hans trænerkvaliteter, men at han også har humor vidste jeg dog ikke. Jeg synes mere og mere om den mand - han tryller jo dernede i Dortmund, både på og uden for banen

''Han blinker formentlig ikke med øjnene, selv om man fyrer et kanonslag af i bukserne på ham'' - Stig Tøfting, sagt om William Kvist

Nice!

[Zone 43]

Ruud Guillt ifm. et opgør mod Tromsø:
"We will not make any excuses for the conditions. They are the same for both teams".
- før opgøret

It should never have been played. From the start the conditions were impossible. We had to play into the blizzard for 45 minutes with the snow straight in out eyes so we couldn't see at all.
- efter opgøret

My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But i've got my health and i'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point
- Ian Holloway

[quuNix]

''Jeg er meget mere mig selv når jeg er alene''

[Grønthandleren]

I får lige lidt fra en af mine yndlingsmanagere: Brian Clough

"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there." - on the importance of passing to feet.

"Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particular job." - on getting things done.

"We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right." - on dealing with a player who disagrees.

"For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!" - referring to Sir Alex Ferguson's failure to win two successive European Cups.

Og ja - er godt klar over at Sir Alex vandt sin anden ChL-titel for nogle år siden, men den er stadig sjov

[nicolajtmadsen]

"Humor er det man mangler, når man forsøger at forklare, hvad det er."
-Johannes Møllehave, efter han blev spurgt hvad humor var for ham.

[Ariana Grande]

En kommentar inde på youtube under videoen, hvor Miley Cyrus er med i The Jimmy Fallon show.

"It's always weird to see Miley in interviews. You hear about her doing bad things and just assume she's a bad person. But then when you see her in interviews and she's a charming and lovely person, you realize she's not a bad person. I geuss that shows how powerful the paparazzi are (not always in a good way)."

Kunne ikke have sagt det bedre selv.

[cjensen94]

En kommentar inde på youtube under videoen, hvor Miley Cyrus er med i The Jimmy Fallon show.

"It's always weird to see Miley in interviews. You hear about her doing bad things and just assume she's a bad person. But then when you see her in interviews and she's a charming and lovely person, you realize she's not a bad person. I geuss that shows how powerful the paparazzi are (not always in a good way)."

Kunne ikke have sagt det bedre selv.

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