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[ManUtd83]

Haha en grov en fra en engelsk kommentator, John Motson !

"I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war."

Alan Shearer:
"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."

Brian Moore:
"Rosenborg have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them!"
"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins."

Beckham:
"We definitly want Brooklyn to be christened, but we don't know into what reiligion yet"

[SirToby]

David Beckham:
"I would have played for Man United... for free."

Gary Neville:
"Playing for United has always been the most important thing for me and remains so."

Gennaro Gattuso:
"One day I said my dream was to play in England and that the team I liked best was United."

Nemanja Vidic
"I always liked to play as a forward when I was growing up as a kid. My technique was useless though, so my coach came to me and said, 'Go and play in defence, kill somebody!'"

John Gidman
"If there wasn't 100,000 people here I'd fuck you now."

Nemanja Vidic
"Driving on the left side and tea with milk. That was something really new for me. But I accept these 'challenges'!"

Nemanja Vidic
Now, I can say: 'Yes, I play at the biggest club in the world and I am very, very proud.'"

Wayne Rooney
"People say the Chelsea and Arsenal games are our biggest of the season. But there's nothing better than beating Liverpool."

Michel Platini
"George Best invented rock 'n' roll football."

[RMC]

Zidane
"I am a man before anything else."

Zidane
"It is always the one who reacts who is punished, never the one who provokes."

Zidane
"I came out of retirement not just to help qualification but also because this team has the players who can do something."

Zidane
"Even if you dream about it, hear about it, see it , want to do it, you tell yourself that its impossible, thats why in my life nothing is impossible - about scoring in a World Cup final"

[RMC]

"We were together in my office. He asked me, 'What did you say to the press, young man?' We laughed, we joked, we spoke, we drank and when we go to Old Trafford for the second leg on Jan 26, it is my birthday. I will bring a beautiful bottle of Portuguese wine for after the game. The wine we drank at Stamford Bridge was very bad. And he was complaining about it. He is a wonderful, great manager. I have a lot of respect for the big man. I call him 'boss' because he's our [the other managers'] boss. He's the top man, a really nice person and he deserves to be the boss. Maybe when I am 60 the kids will call me the same."

     Jose Mourinho on Sir Alex Ferguson

[RMC]

Well, I don´t know... You´ll have to ask your wife about that.

    * in response to reporter's question: "You´ve got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What happened?"
    * post-game (against England) press conference, 2004

[2770-Realfan]

"Look at where your head is. I can't help it if you're so short you only come up to where my elbow is".

Oguchi Onyewu til Craig Bellamy, pga. at Bellamy brokkede sig under kampen om at han hele tiden ramte ham i ansigtet med sin albue.