Borat!

 

[Marchena]

Jagshemash

My name is a Borat Sagdiyev. I come to you from Kazakhstan. I am a journalist. Last time was a place, is was U, S and A, but people in U, S and A did not lik’e me. Theye said I was a little too fun with the jokes! U, S and A also don’t want me to have sex with my e sister. They are crazy! I like have sex with sister, you should by her some day, she is a real funny.

I have sade news. My country says I have to earn money, but I can’t earn any in Kazakhstan, so they sende me to the England to work. My friends says it’s a easy to get a job in the England, but I will misse my new wife (sister) But maybe I finde new wife in here England. I hope so!
 

[wirenfeldt]

Giv den gas! Det bliver klasse!!

[Netrom89]

Skal jeg helt sikert følge med i... bliver du ved at skrive på den måde? håber jeg sgu! gør det sgu lidt sjovere...

[Marchena]

Hallo! I am e now in the England, I wants a job, so I went to the jobcentre, they said I was stupid because you could not be e journalist in England because I could not speak the language good, so I say I want to be a manager for prostitutes, then they throw me oute. I am e little confused.
I go to the paper like I do in e my country to search for hookers, but now I search for the jobs.
I Search for manager and find somethinge called Bognor Regis, I had a wife called Bognor (she is a dead) so I go!

On e my way I got a letter for my sister, she is e sad, but not muche, because she now is having sex with my brother and neighbor, she is so sweete.

When I got to the Bognar it was a strange, she looked like a man, and she said she was e named Dominic, but she said she was looking for the manager, I say I was manager for 200 girls in Kazakhstan, he is a surprised and say something about girl football, I don’t listen.

Then she says I shoulde work with the guys, I am muche surprised. England is a strange country. Guy sex is a disgusting I thinks, but I need a money, so I just nodded.

She says I can try out, I say isa funny to work with guys maybe, then she says a lot of things but I only looke at the picture of a picture of a wife on the table, she must be a gay girl. I like that. So I say yes to the jobs.

[ZaZZal]

Det er seriøst klasse det der !!  fortsæt endelig .. !!

[chelsea-4ever]

Fed blog.. Meget anderledes end andre, men bestemt en jeg vil prøve at følge med i.!

[Dusty78DK]

Det' Gas!!!

... og vi kan tage det! 

[zafirsimon]

Glæder mig til at følge med i denne blog

[Rumball]

 

For fed blog!

KUTGW!

[F.C.K.]

Hva med dem der ikk er alt for gode til engelsk ??

[United-styrer]

Hahahah! Guddommeligt

Hva med dem der ikk er alt for gode til engelsk ??

Det er nok ikke lige bloggen for dem :-)

[Don Abramovich]

Hva med dem der ikk er alt for gode til engelsk ??

Så må man hører bedre efter i timen kammerat! 
Ej, SPas blog, glæder mig til næste update !

[Marchena]

Wa wa wee wa!

I am a now in the jobs. The Dominic says all I have to do is say to man to run around and play the ball, she says it’s a called football. In Kazakhstan we also sometimes playa football, but not so fun, in Kazakhstan itsa muche funny to play ping-pong or play with the animal, I play with the pig, I love my pig! Sometime I got a little boy’e to put he’s penis in the pig! It was a fun!

So I go train the guys, they are a funny. Some of a guy knows me, they’e say they saw me on the television, so they lik’e me.

I tried to buy some male hookers from Kazakhstan to the club’e. I go buy Kuanysh, I know’e him from’e my county, he is not old, but my cousin likes him. He is a strong!

I am a tired, it is a hard to train the players.
On the next’e Sunday we play the Chelsea (reserves) I know girl from U, S and A who is a prostitute, she is a named Chelsea, so I look’e forward to meet’e her. She is a sweeeet!

[Hawkins]

Haha, da jeg så at der var en blog der hed Borat, tænkte jeg "åh nej, ikke endnu en blog fra en lille knægt som han tror han har en god idé, pinligt!" ... Men puha Marchena, du udfylder rollen komplet! Altså, som Borat Man læser det højt inde i hovedet med hans stemme, og det passer præcis til hvad han kunne finde på at skrive. Fremragende arbejde Marchena, KUTGW! 

[GHERTESTEAS]

Borat, Borat, Borat!!!
KUTGW