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[NooNoo]

Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.

Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete.

The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away

Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.

There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.

Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000

The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame

Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.

When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one

You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris

No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

Chuck Norris is '' The best a man can get ''

On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!

Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.

Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.

The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.

The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.

When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.

When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.

The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.

Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.

Chuck Norris invented the question mark.

Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.

Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg.

Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.00000000000000000 0001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

[Dusty78DK]

Årh hvad!! 

Hvad sker der for jer, drenge?? 

[SaneSoul]

Det er et spørgsmål om at gøre nutidens ungdom klar over hvem der i sandhed regerede engang, og i særdeleshed hvor de stadig regerer.

Det vi her snakker om, er at public service i begrebets oprindelige betydning. Det handler om at uddanne ungdommen. Det er et nobelt foretagende.

Unge som idag måske tror at folk som Matt Damon og den slags er actionhelte. Det er selvfølgelig ikke noget de selv kan gøre for, men det er vores pligt at gøre dem klar over at folk som Chuck Norris, van Damme, Stallone, Californias guvernør Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kurt Russell osv. udgør rygraden i al actionfilm. Og i denne forbindelse skal vi ikke glemme at Charles Bronson startede det hele i 70erne, og med Clint Eastwoods Dirty Harry film blev det for alvor cool at være badass og tage loven i egen hånd

[Thore]

Hva med Burt Reynolds og Kris Kristofersen.... Burt er jo altid kanon, og den film med Kristofersen hvor han kører lastbil er for fed 

[Hawkins]

   

KLASSE INDLÆG!!! Jeg lå flad af grin!! 

[cm-master]

For mere kan i tjekke:
www.chucknorrisfact s.com

[SaneSoul]

den film med Kristofersen hvor han kører lastbil

Det lyder sandelig som om du ikke kender den film godt nok.
CONVOY er den bedste film der nogensinde er lavet, på samtlige punkter. Plot, skuespil, visuelt, auditivt og da især hvad angår soundtrack!!

Specielt plottet er fantastisk. En flok truckere der ikke vil andet end at køre videre. Deres sag er ikke andet end at blive ved at køre.

Convoy er enhver truckers bibel.

[tturbo1]

Det lyder sandelig som om du ikke kender den film godt nok.
CONVOY er den bedste film der nogensinde er lavet, på samtlige punkter. Plot, skuespil, visuelt, auditivt og da især hvad angår soundtrack!!

Specielt plottet er fantastisk. En flok truckere der ikke vil andet end at køre videre. Deres sag er ikke andet end at blive ved at køre.

Convoy er enhver truckers bibel.

10-4 Rubber Duck............
Klasse film...

[Baune]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

[Highfarm]