If I was...

 

[ZhotLog]

If I was an animal, I'd be an chameleon
If I was a car, I'd be a jaguar
If I was a genius, I'd be Archimedes or Isaac Newton
If I was a hero, I'd be Steven Gerrard
If I was an actor, I'd be Denzel Washington
If I was a painter, I'd be Dalí
If I was a drink, I'd be a beer or rum
If I was a song, I would be Pink Floyd - Wish you were here
If I was a star, I would be Chris Martin (Coldplay leadsinger)
If I was a fighter, I'd be banging my head against the wall, for making such a ridiculous career choice
If I was emotion, I would be grumpy
If I was a man, I would be myself

[Zone 43]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... A Squirrel
If I was a car, I'd be ... Renault F1 Racer
If I was a genius, I'd be ... Rich cuz' of my ideas
If I was a hero, I'd be ... A ninja turtle!
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Messi
If I was a painter, I'd be ... Five years old again
If I was a drink, I'd be ... Dunno?
If I was a song, I would be ... Chase the sun (club mix)

If I was a star, I would be... Fucking miles away!
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... A wrestler
If I was emotion, I would be ...
If I was a man, I would be ... Myself

[Mikkel2306]

If I was an animal, I'd be ...
If I was a car, I'd be a Opel Manta
If I was a genius, I'd be Leonardo Da Vinci
If I was a hero, I'd be V or Jesus (Big Lebowski)
If I was an actor, I'd be Jean Reno
If I was a painter, I'd be Salvadore Dali
If I was a drink, I'd be a Beer
If I was a song, I would be If I Can Dream (Elvis Presley)

If I was a star, I would be Achmed The Dead Terrorist
If I was a fighter, I'd be BAS RUTTEN!!!
If I was emotion, I would be overjoyed
If I was a man, I would be happy not to be a girl

[absalonsen]

If I was an animal, I'd be a dog
If I was a car, I'd be a Skoda
If I was a genius, I'd be rich
If I was a hero, I'd be Supermule
If I was an actor, I'd be Joey Tribiany
If I was a painter, I'd be Da Vinci
If I was a drink, I'd be Somersby
If I was a song, I would be "I'm singing in the rain"

If I was a star, I would be myself
If I was a fighter, I'd be Kessler
If I was emotion, I would be Happy
If I was a man, I would be cool

[Mika Karppinen]

If I was an animal, I'd be an rat
If I was a car, I'd be a Ferrari
If I was a genius, I'd be Muhammad ibn Abdullāh
If I was a hero, I'd be Oliver Kahn
If I was an actor, I'd be Adam Copeland
If I was a painter, I'd be Van gock
If I was a drink, I'd be a beer
If I was a song, I would be Negative - The Moment Of Our Love
If I was a star, I would be  Leonardo (Svenia leadsinger)
If I was a fighter, I'd be Wladimir Klitschko
If I was emotion, I would be Mad
If I was a man, I would be me

[mfsjovhat]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... Beast
If I was a car, I'd be ... Beamer
If I was a genius, I'd be ... billionaire
If I was a hero, I'd be ... Rorshach
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Paul Walker
If I was a painter, I'd be ... Van Gogh
If I was a drink, I'd be ... FAXE
If I was a song, I would be ... Shook Ones pt. II

If I was a star, I would be... NAS ESCOBAR
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... Fedor Emalianko and Cro Cop
If I was emotion, I would be ... wild
If I was a man, I would be ... anyone but gay?

[Hamza_BIF]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... Lion
If I was a car, I'd be ... Ferrari
If I was a genius, I'd be ... The same person as I am now
If I was a hero, I'd be ... Superman
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Jim Carry
If I was a painter, I'd be ... Picasso
If I was a drink, I'd be ... Faxe Kondi
If I was a song, I would be ... Smack that

If I was a star, I would be... Stephan Andersen/Ousman Jallow
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... John Cena
If I was emotion, I would be ... 
If I was a man, I would be ... Anja Andersen or Ole Henriksen

[GHERTESTEAS]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... a monkey or chimpansee
If I was a car, I'd be ... an old skoda
If I was a genius, I'd be ... another place than this site, not wasting my time
If I was a hero, I'd be ... BATMAN
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Matt Perry
If I was a painter, I'd be ... Claude Monet
If I was a drink, I'd be ... Coca cola
If I was a song, I would be ... Bad Company - The Nine
If I was a star, I would be... Filippo Inzaghi
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... dead
If I was emotion, I would be ...
If I was a man, I would be ... Me

[FCK88]

If I was an animal, I'd be: A Lion
If I was a car, I'd be: A Lamborghini
If I was a genius, I'd be: Mr. Einstein himself
If I was a hero, I'd be: Wonder Woman
If I was an actor, I'd be: Rowan Atkinson
If I was a painter, I'd be: Claude Monet
If I was a drink, I'd be: Grøn Banan
If I was a song, I would be: Fragment Two(The First Picture)

If I was a star, I would be:  The Northern Star
If I was a fighter, I'd be: Cassius Clay
If I was emotion, I would be: Happiness
If I was a man, I would be: Since I AM a man already, I'd not wish to be anyone else but me!

[Bendtner_23]

If I was an animal, I'd be: A turtle
If I was a car, I'd be: A Fiat Uno
If I was a genius, I'd be: Benjamin Franklin!
If I was a hero, I'd be: Superman
If I was an actor, I'd be: Bruce Willis
If I was a painter, I'd be: Leonardo Da Vinci
If I was a drink, I'd be: Coca Cola
If I was a song, I would be: Born in the USA

If I was a star, I would be:  Bruce Springsteen
If I was a fighter, I'd be: Brian Nielsen
If I was emotion, I would be: " "
If I was a man, I would be: I am a man!

[jskovc]

If I was an animal, I'd be: A rat
If I was a car, I'd be: A Ellert
If I was a genius, I'd be: Niels Bohr
If I was a hero, I'd be: Splinterman
If I was an actor, I'd be: Thure Lindhart
If I was a painter, I'd be: Monet
If I was a drink, I'd be: Harboe ren pils
If I was a song, I would be: Sididadaday

If I was a star, I would be:  Paris Hilton
If I was a fighter, I'd be: Sidney Lee
If I was emotion, I would be: 
If I was a man, I would be: Me

[Ariana Grande]

If I was an animal, I'd be a dog
If I was a car, I'd be some that only just can drive.
If I was a genius, I'd be Pia Kjærsgaard
If I was a hero, I'd be Superman
If I was an actor, I'd be the badest ever
If I was a painter, I'd be dead
If I was a drink, I'd be Slots classic
If I was a song, I would be Fuck you from Cee Loo

If I was a star, I would be Miley Cyrus
If I was a fighter, I'd be dead
If I was emotion, I would be 
If I was a man, I would be me

[Damse1994]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... a lion. King of all animals.
If I was a car, I'd be ... a Koeingegg CC
If I was a genius, I'd be ... the person who invent the potion who gives you enternal life.
If I was a hero, I'd be ... Kim Daugaard
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Christiano Ronaldo
If I was a painter, I'd be ... Michelangelo
If I was a drink, I'd be ... % in yours.
If I was a song, I would be ... We are the champions

If I was a star, I would be... The northern star
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... the strongest
If I was emotion, I would be ... 
If I was a man, I would be ... all those abilities and also myself.

Actor  = diver, right?

Den der er fremhævet er godt nok thumps up.


If I was an animal, I'd be ... a dog
If I was a car, I'd be ... Audi
If I was a genius, I'd be ... the man who invented the teller
If I was a hero, I'd be ... Superman
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Matt le Blanc
If I was a painter, I'd be ... someone dead
If I was a drink, I'd be ... Whiskey
If I was a song, I would be ...

If I was a star, I would be... Xavi
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... The Rock
If I was emotion, I would be ...
If I was a man, I would be ... me

[korzika]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... Rabbit
If I was a car, I'd be ... an old skoda
If I was a genius, I'd be ... bank accounts
If I was a hero, I'd be ... Kick Ass
If I was an actor, I'd be ... hot
If I was a painter, I'd be ... weird
If I was a drink, I'd be ... Virgin Cuba Libre
If I was a song, I would be ... Just Jack - The day I died
If I was a star, I would be... Michael Owen
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... boxer
If I was emotion, I would be ... 
If I was a man, I would be ... rolling out of bed in the morning, and throw on what I wanted, and go drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls, I'd kick it with who I wanted, and I'd never get confronted for it, 'Cause they stick up for me

[N17]

If I was an animal, I'd be a Lion
If I was a car, I'd be Herbie
If I was a genius, I'd be Donald Duck
If I was a hero, I'd be Superduck
If I was an actor, I'd be myself
If I was a drink, I'd be wet
If I was a song, I would be thrown to waste

If I was a star, I would be up in the sky
If I was a fighter, I'd be knocked down
If I was emotion, I would be happy
If I was a man, I would be myself