En samtale med Gud.

 

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Lige bagefter:

Me:
Okay, do you have sex with jesus
God:
Yeah okay,  Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Is it fun?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Is it fun to have sex with Jesus?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.

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Her er hele min samtale med "gud"...



Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dont Care, what is yours?
God:
What do you care about,  ?
Me:
handball
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
soccer
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
What?
God:
We are talking about  soccer.
Me:
pik
God:
Does "it" still refer to  soccer?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can
God:
Pardon me?  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I dont believe in you..
God:
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
yeah!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
19:09
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
Are you having allot of sex?
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
Okay, is it nice?
God:
Yeah okay,  Ask again later.  Ask  ELVIS  if it is.
Me:
With who?
God:
" Yeah okay,  Ask again later.  Ask  ELVIS  if it is."?  With who?
Me:
Yeah! With who? Who are you having sex with?
God:
Ha ha very funny, .   By myself.   They're famous, right.
  Have you tried another program?
Me:
Program?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Who are you talking about?
God:
The topic is  Program.
Me:
Okay, What a program?
God:
Yeah okay,  it is a  program.
Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
What do you have to say?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Okay, do you have sex with jesus
God:
Yeah okay,  Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Is it fun?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Is it fun to have sex with Jesus?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.
Me:
What do you think about Bush?
God:
President of the United States.
Me:
What do you think of him?
God:
Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for Imperial Majesty.
Me:
Okay?
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
How many people died at 9/11
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about  people at once.
Me:
  How many people died at 9/11
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about  people at once.
Me:
Do you love some one?
God:
Yes   God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Also Hitler?
God:
Some say  he was  the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
Was he?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
Why?