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The last time I saw plastic like this it contained Tic-TacsRichard Hammond on American CarsThey're made in America, of course, so that fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy.Jeremy Clarkson while driving a SegwayIt's, um, a mobile phone holder, or as Richard Hammond calls it, a seat!Jeremy ClarksonIt's like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.Jeremy Clarkson on the Pagani Zonda.Look. A petrol station, the natural home territory of the Ford GT. And there it is, at the watering hole, drinking its fill. For the 47th time today.Jeremy Clarkson on his Ford GT.Okay, what we've got here is a snooker table, or, as Richard Hammond said when he arrived here this morning, 'Crikey! A football pitch!Jeremy Clarkson talking when Ronnie O'Sullivan was in the studio.
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The Stig:
Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight
Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears' head
Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue
Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks this way [motioning his fingers in a horizontal fashion
Some say that if he wanted to he could solve the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds
Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel
Some say he is Chuck Norris' evil twin brother
Some say there's a magnetic gravity field around his scrotum.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves
Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells
Some say, if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts, and he is wanted by the CIA
Some say If he'd been the manager of the England football squad, he wouldn't have been a feckless ginger gum-chewing buffoon who ruined it for all of us
Some say that he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp!, and that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as picalilli!
Some say that he once had a viscious knife fight with anthia turner and that long before anyone else he knew that jade goodie was a pig faced waste of blood and organs!
Some say his nipple is the shape of the nurburgring
Some say that his genitals are on upside down
... All we know is: He's called The Stig!
