If I was...

 

[Culés]

If I was an animal, I'd be porcupine!
If I was a car, I'd be Koenigsegg!
If I was a genius, I'd be Xavi!
If I was a hero, I'd be The Rev!
If I was an actor, I'd be David Schwimmer
If I was a painter, I'd be Da Vinci!
If I was a drink, I'd be beer!
If I was a song, I would be Danger Line (Avenged Sevenfold)!

If I was a star, I would be Messi!
If I was a fighter, I'd be Van Damme!
If I was emotion, I would be 
If I was a man, I would be a man!

[Enevoldsen]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... cheetah
If I was a car, I'd be ... Zenvo ST1
If I was a genius, I'd be ... ME
If I was a hero, I'd be ... some hero that can see through girls clothes
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Brian Austin Green (han er gift med Megan Fox)
If I was a painter, I'd be ... Da Vinci
If I was a drink, I'd be ... Tuborg
If I was a song, I would be ... Wichmann og Hulgaard - Sidney Fucking Lee

If I was a star, I would be... Paolo Maldini
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... Paolo Maldini
If I was emotion, I would be ... <3
If I was a man, I would be ... masturbating alot!

[Gungner]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... An Eagle
If I was a car, I'd be ... A shiny red Ferrari
If I was a genius, I'd be ... Me
If I was a hero, I'd be ... Stålanden
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Ryan Reynolds
If I was a painter, I'd be ... Van Gogh
If I was a drink, I'd be ... A Kamikaze
If I was a song, I would be ... Tears in Heaven
 
If I was a star, I would be... The Sun
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... Guile
If I was emotion, I would be ... Rage
If I was a man, I would be ... Me

[gumle]

If I was an animal, I'd be ... a dog
If I was a car, I'd be ... a Volkswagen
If I was a genius, I'd be ... Frankenstein
If I was a hero, I'd be ... Obi Wan Kenobi
If I was an actor, I'd be ... Will Ferell
If I was a painter, I'd be ... Monet
If I was a drink, I'd be ... Spank my purple pineapple monkey ass
If I was a song, I would be ... Say You'll Haunt me - Stone Sour

If I was a star, I would be... Matt Tuck
If I was a fighter, I'd be ... Bone breaking
If I was emotion, I would be ... Love
If I was a man, I would be ... An awesome man!