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[Hawkins]

PLAYERS QUOTES

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

'He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.' - Ronnie Whelan

'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.' - Neville Southall

'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' - Paul Gascoigne

'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' - Alan Shearer

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper

'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.'
- Peter Shilton

'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.' - Stan Collymore

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi

'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.'
- Ian Wright

'It was a big relief off my shoulder.' - Paul Gascoigne

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu

'It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.' - Ian Wright

'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.' - Jonathan Woodgate

'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.' - Stuart Pearce

'I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' - Lee Hendrie

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' - Ian Rush

Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'

'If you're 0-0 down, there's no-one better to get you back on terms than Ian Wright.' - Robbie Earle

'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.' - Barry Venison

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham

'The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European.' - Phil Neville

'All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.' - Mitchell Thomas

'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' - David Beckham

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.' - Graeme Le Saux

'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.' - Alan Shearer

'I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.' - Johnny Giles

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'
- Les Ferdinand

'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.' - Richard Rufus

'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.'
- Gary Lineker

'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones

[Bademesteren]

2 drenge står og tisser op af en mur. Så siger den ene dreng til den anden, din tissemand er helt skæv. Ja men så skal du min søsters - den er helt smadret! 

[Hawkins]

2 drenge står og tisser op af en mur. Så siger den ene dreng til den anden, din tissemand er helt skæv. Ja men så skal du min søsters - den er helt smadret! 

 

Three elderly gentlemen fast approaching the end of their lives decide to make
one last enquiry to their Lord and maker.

Gentleman number one puts his hands together in prayer and gently mumbles,

"Lord, when will my beloved Manchester United win the Champions League again?"

The Lord replied,

"Inside five years, but unfortunately you will not be around to see it, death is
 merciful my friend, do not be afraid"

Gentleman number two puts his hands together in prayer and gently murmurs,

"Lord, when will my beloved England win the World Cup again?"

The Lord replied,

"Inside ten years, but unfortunately you will not be around to see it, death is
merciful my friend, do not be afraid"

Gentleman number three puts his hands together in prayer and gently mutters,

"Lord, when will my beloved T*ttenham Hotspur win a major trophy again?"

The Lord replied,

"I'll be dead before then!"

[LosCules]

Phil Neville

I share the same birthday as my twin sister Tracey
David Beckham

I am learning and realise how important it is to speak the language of the country you live in
Ryan Giggs

I know the time has arrived to move on to that next level. I certainly want to improve and become one of the best players who has ever played for Manchester United.
Glenn Hoddle

When a player gets to 30, so does his body
David Beckham om sit temperament

Det er ikke nemt, når alle går og rykker i hestehalen
Millwall-manager Dennis Wise

Gule kort for kaste sig ind i tacklingerne er fint. Til og med røde kort er ok i ny og næ, bare du giver alt hvad du har i dig. Jeg vil have et grusomt hold. Jeg vil have at modstanderne skal hade os
Real Madrid-præsident Florentino Perez om rygterne om køb af David Beckham

Aldrig, aldrig, aldrig, aldrig. Intet. Aldrig, aldrig, aldrig, aldrig. Ikke nu. Ikke nogensinde
Tony Adams på sin første arbejdsdag som manager i Wycombe

Jeg prøver at glemme alt det, som Arsene Wenger har lært mig. Det er spild på dette niveau. Disse gutter kan ikke håndtere så mange informationer
Ole Gunnar Solskjær efter at Manchester United har vundet 6-0

Vi skabte fire eller fem chancer og scorede på dem alle
Mark Draper

I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona
Bobby Robson

The first 90 minutes are the most important
Graeme Le Saux

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it
Ian Wright

Jeg er fem mål fra Arsenal's scoringsrekord - ikke at jeg tæller
Alan Shearer

No money in the world can buy a white England shirt
Ian Walker

Maybe the mistakes have looked worse because they led to goals Fodbold er en kampsport, og kan man ikke tåle mosten, så må man sgu spille ludo
Bobby Moore

If you never concede a goal, you're going to win more games than you lose
Stan Collymore

I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester
Preben Elkjær

Fodbold er en kampsport, og kan man ikke tåle mosten, så må man sgu spille ludo
Don Ø

Det er da muligt det ikke går godt sportsligt, men det er en god forretning
Gary Linneker

Fodbold er sådan et spil hvor man spiller i to gange femogfyrre minutter, og så vinder tyskerne til sidst
Bobby Robson

Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result
Graeme Souness

Sometimes you have to show the world what is between your legs.
George Best

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times
George Best om David Beckham

He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
Kevin Keegan

Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose
Ruud Gullitt

If I didn't perform, I was the first to get spanked. That's what happens when you have a big reputation.
Ruud Gullit

To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch
Alex Ferguson

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out
Paul Gascoigne

I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable
Jack Charlton

We probably got on better with the likes of Holland, Belgium, Norway and Sweden, some of whom are not even European!!!
Mark Viduka

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league
Ronaldo

We lost because we didn't win
Vinny Jones

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win
Ian Rush

I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country
David Beckham

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet
David Beckham

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had
Gary Lineker

There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between

[donthomas]

Lige et par citater fra gode gamle Roy Keane

After getting sent off for stamping on Gareth Southgate in 1995:
"He shouldn't be lying on the floor. Defenders shouldn't be on their backsides. I felt that he got in the way."

Keane on his Manchester United team-mates back in 2001:
"The great teams get back to finals and win it, and this just shows we are not a great team. We're just an average team in a lot of areas, but it's up to the manager and the rest of the staff to look at that. We seem to be falling further behind these teams like Real Madrid."

On his horrific lunge at Alf-Inge Haaland:
"Even in the dressing room afterwards I had no remorse. My attitude was, 'What goes around comes around'. He got his just rewards. My attitude is an eye for an eye."

On his tunnel clash with Patrick Vieira in 2005:
"Patrick Vieira is 6ft 4in and having a go at Gary Neville. So I said, 'have a go at me'. If he wants to intimidate our players and thinks that Gary Neville is an easy target, I'm not having it."

United finished the 2005 season without a trophy, and Keane said:
"Results don't lie and the table doesn't lie. Our performance levels have not been good enough. Everyone at this club needs to look at themselves and ask whether they are giving 100% to the football club."

[Buschaka]

lad da få den opdateret, nogen der har flere af den slags i ærmet???

[Wonder Jones]

Ebbe Skovdahl:

"Statistiker er som et miniskørt. De giver gode idéer, men skjuler det vigtigste"

[Buschaka]

^^ HAHA havde jeg ikk hørt før, meget god

[arsenalistic]

Lige et par citater fra gode gamle Roy Keane

On his horrific lunge at Alf-Inge Haaland:
"Even in the dressing room afterwards I had no remorse. My attitude was, 'What goes around comes around'. He got his just rewards. My attitude is an eye for an eye."

Manden er rablende gal.

[Buschaka]

Manden er rablende gal.

men ikke destro mindre genial...