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Tænkte det kunne være meget sjovt med en tråd omkring sjove fodboldcitater. Så jeg vil lægge ud med at poste nogle stykker her:

"Det er en fordel hvis han scorer"
    -Henrik Liniger i UEFA Cup Finalen

"Vi tabte fordi vi ikke vandt"
    -Ronaldo

"Ifølge mine beregninger kan det lade sig gøre at tabe 9 point på 3 kampe"
    -Zlatan Ibrahimovic
        , svar på en journalists spørgsmål, om hvorvidt Ajax kunne tabe 9 point på 9 kampe

"Aldrig! Jeg har bestilt et fly. Det er meget hurtigere"
    -Zlatan Ibrahimovic
        , svar på rygter om at han skulle have købt en super-Porsche

"Vi undervurderede dem ikke. De var meget bedre end vi troede"
    -Sir Bobby Robson

"Jeg vil ikke sige at David Ginola er den bedste venstrekant i Premier League, men der er ingen bedre
    -Arsene Wenger

"Mine forældre har været her for mig, lige siden jeg var omkring 7 år"
    -David Beckham

"Han er 31 i år; sidste år var han 30"
    -David Coleman

"Den bliver headed væk af John Clark, ved hjælp af hans hovede"
    -Derek Rae

"Vi er på toppen af en klippe, og vi kan enten falde ned, eller blive ved med at klatre"
    -Gary Neville

"For at spille for Holland, må du være hollandsk"
    -Ruud Gullit

"Og med 4 minuter spillet, står det allerede 0-0
    -Ian Dark

"Gudskelov det ikke var en kvalifikationskamp"
    -Michael Owen, om Englands 4-1 nederlag til Danmark

"Hvad Zidane kan med en fodbold, kunne Maradona med en appelsin"
    -Michel Platini

"Vi dominerede 99% af kampen, men det var de sidste 3% der kostede os
    -Ruud Gullit

Journalist til Zlatan: Hvem er dit forbillede og idol?
"Mig"

Til sidste en enkelt på engelsk, som jeg havde lidt svært ved at omformulere til dansk:
"I was alone up front, with Danny Murphy playing between me, myself and the midfield"
    -Michael Owen

Så er det jeres tur, hvis I har noget at byde på :)

Here ya go: http://www.footballquotes.info/

Zlatan er så fucking arrogant  >:(

"Sometimes in football you have to score goals" - Thierry Henry

"Det eneste anstændige menneske i Real Madrids præsidentloge er hende der gør rent på toiletterne" - Joan Gaspart, tidligere præsident for Barcelona

"Om fem år har vi en omsætning på størrelse med manchester united" - Peter Brixtofte (om Farum)

"Don Ø er en proletar. Det kan man både se og høre. Han har ikke opfundet, opbygget eller skabt en meget andet end evidente, ligegyldige virksomhedsovertagelser, og en nacisistisk virksomhedskultur omkring hans eget ego." - Klaus Riskær

"Nu når angriberne scorer står de jo bare og danser negerdans" - Carsten Werge

Kom lige i tanker om et rigtig godt et af Ronaldinho:

"Hvis jeg ikke spillede fodbold, spillede jeg fodbold"
    -Ronaldinho

Bruce Rioch
"What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal!" 

Ebbe Skovdahl
"Statistics are like miniskirts, they give you good ideas but hide the important things." 

"Love is good for footballers, aas long as it's not on the pitch" - Glemt forfatter

Jublikum publer

"Jeg gør alt så længe det er med en bold eller en kvinde" - Adriano

:f: Var flad af grin!

EDIT:

Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago."
- David Coleman

"I did not want to play Russian roulette with my career [by joining Chelsea]."
- Vincent Kompany

"Today we played with long balls"  ^-^
    -Peter Schmeichel
:f:

Tror faktisk det var Mikkel Beck der sagde det, engang  :-\

åh nej.. du må ikke minde mig om den klamme ***... har aldrig ser én juble så meget SELVOM der IKKE var mål!

Mener nu bestemt at det var Schmeichel, men jeg kan tage fejl. Er ikke 100.....  ???

Nope så vidt jeg kan se er du 31..! HAHAHA

*trommesolo*! tsch!


Skal vidst i seng  ???

"One season, I played 15 months"
   -Franz Beckenbauer

Dejligt at se en masse på banen her :)

Her er lige nogle citater fra amerikansk fodbold. Har taget dem jeg synes var bedst :)

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football"
    -John Heismann

"When in doubt: Punt!"
    -John Heismann

Og så nogle flere fra fodbold:

"Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road their ship went off the rails"
    -Richard Park

Men nu kommer det bedste:

"Doh!
    -Homer Simpson

"The first 90 minutes are the most important"
    -Sir Bobby Robson

"Sarajevo isn't Hawaii"
    -Sir Bobby Robson

"In a years time, he's a year older"
    -Sir Bobby Robson

"Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result"
    -Sir Bobby Robson

"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him"
    -Harry Reknapp

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona"
    -Mark Draper

Et legendarisk citat her til sidst:
"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win"
    -Vinny Jones

Det undre mig at det bedste citat nogensinde ikke er herinde.

"Jeg brugte de fleste af mine penge på sprut, kvinder og hurtige biler. Resten ødslede jeg væk."

Uha... George "Fucking" Best!  :D

Fodbold handler ikke om liv og død - det er langt vigtigere

Forfatter er en liverpool legenden Bill Shanley(staveplade)

“de 5 bageste i 4-back-kæden spillede en rigtig god kamp”
Jonas Kamper

“Scoringen gav udløsning til 20.000 tilskuere på én gang”
Johan Absalonsen

“Han siger, at jeg er hans søn, men jeg har en far, og han hedder Frank”
Thomas rytter

“Thomas Augustinussen er ikke den hurtigste knallert på havnen”
Jens Jørgen Brinch

“Mod et så defensivt indstillet mandskab som FC København nytter det ikke at sætte alt på et bræt.”
Thomas Doll

:D

Det med ufint spil er meget overdrevet. Det er kun 99% af de italienske fodboldspillere, som giver de andre et dårligt
rygte
- Francesco Totti

Real Madrid-præsident Florentino Perez om rygterne om køb af David Beckham
Aldrig, aldrig, aldrig, aldrig. Intet. Aldrig, aldrig, aldrig, aldrig. Ikke nu. Ikke nogensinde

Ole Gunnar Solskjær efter at Manchester United har vundet 6-0
Vi skabte fire eller fem chancer og scorede på dem alle

Preben Elkjær
Fodbold er en kampsport, og kan man ikke tåle mosten, så må man sgu spille ludo

- Tyskerne har kun en spiller under 22 år, og han er 23. Kevin Keegan

Ronaldo
Vi tabte, fordi vi ikke vandt

- De skal ikke tro, de er brasilianere, bare fordi de kommer fra Brasilien. Paul Breitner

- Jeg fandt mig aldrig tilrette i Italien. Det var som at bo i et fremmed land.
Ian Rush

god en fra Michael Svensson: "When a player makes a mistake, you get a yellow card, a suspension or a fine. When a professional referee does it, nothing happens. They can go home, sit down on the couch and scratch their balls!"  :cr:

Zlatan: "Det Carew kan gjøre med en fotball kan jeg gjøre med en appelsin"

Noen månder etterpå stilte carew til interjuv og trikset mange herlige triks med en appelsin :D

Thierry Henry:

"Arsenal will always be in my blood and in my heart and I will always remember you guys, I said I was going to be a Gunner for life and I didn't lie because once you are a Gunner you will always a Gunner. The club is in my heart and will remain in my heart forever."

Han er tilgivet, men stadig savnet

Citat hvem? ???

Sorry, det er Henry, der har udtalt det.  :'(

Thierry Henry.

Helt i orden arsenalistic. Har bare ikke fulgt med. Hvor skal han hen?

Barcelona .

Ade Akinbiyi
"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing!" 

Og det kan jeg godt lide :)
Tænk lige på det angreb Barça får! Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Henry og Messi. Inden Messi's navn bliver sagt er modstanderne jo smuttet ;)
Glæder mig rigtig meget til næste sæson, de 4 gutter på toppen!

Btw. Hvis nogen ikke har gættet det er jeg dedikeret Barça-fan :D

Og så lige et lille citat fra en spøjs aussie:

"I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every match this year as long as we win the league!"
    - Mark Viduka

"I went back to my hotel and intended to watch Tottenham on television, but I fell asleep."
-Arsene Wenger

:f: :f: :f: :f:
Der kan man jo bare se. Spurs er åbenbart for kedelige for Arsene.

"The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish!"
    -Paolo di Canio

"I want the fans to know that before I finish my career we are going to win something. Otherwise I'll kill myself!"
    -Paolo di Canio

"75% of what happens to Paul Gascoigne in his life is fiction."
    -Glenn Hoddle

"I did not want to play Russian roulette with my career by joining Chelsea."
    -Vincent Kompany

Tag den Roman!  ;D

"We can win everything, but i dont know if we can win the leauge" - Maradona

"I don't let my opponent get into the game for a second. I destroy him and eat him raw."
    -Khalid Boulahrouz

Og det er jo sandt ??? ;)

"I will do nothing for 89 minutes, but score in the 90th."
    -George Weah

"Being linked with Aberdeen is news to me. I don't know where it is, to be honest."
    -Danny Invincible

Klasse!  :f:

"We have to roll up our sleeves and get our knees dirty." - Howard Wilkinson

"Our goalkeeper didnt have a save to make in 90 minutes, and yet he still ended up conceding four goals." - Joe Royle

"Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?" - Sir Bobby Robson

"Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl - except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish." - Graham Taylor

"Vi vinder hele lortet"
- Troels Bech

;D

Jeg ved godt, at han ikke er fodboldspiller, men stadig P***E sjovt.

Mike Tyson, take it away:

On Lennox Lewis

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

On Evander Holyfield

"You got nothing coming, man. I'm going to enjoy this fight."

After biting Holyfield he said, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."

"I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened."

On Razor Ruddock

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

On Tyrell Biggs

Tyson on Tyrell Biggs' complaining to him about low blows "Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!"

"He was screaming like my wife."

"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

On His Wife

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

On His Childhood

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

On Fans

To a question on whether he feels support from the common fan: "I don't feel love from them because there's no love. They don't know me as an individual; they know me for what I actually do. Because they pay to see me smash anybody. If they're white they pay, [it's] because the only thing they have respect for is my ability as an athlete. But if I was in court and I had to use them to testify against me on my character, they wouldn't testify positively against me and they would think I'm a cad..."

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

"I think the average person thinks I'm a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

On His Time in Prison

"You have to understand, Frank Bruno would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. Oliver McCall would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. A lot of these guys would not have been champion. Michael Moorer would not have been champion. Those guys would not have been champion if I had been around. They would have had no legacy. None of those guys would have had a legacy."

"I would have been in shape. I would have been active. Holyfield, those guys wouldn't have been champion when I was around, but I went away for four or five years inactive and that made them competitive for a time."

"But you really have to look at the science of the situation. You guys come here to talk and report but you don't actually look at the facts of what this business is all about. The best thing that happened to those guys and they should stand on their mother's shoulders and kiss my ass because I went to prison or they would not be existing right now. They'd be a flash in the pan and would have made some money and opened up a restaurant or bar somewhere where they live at."

On Boxing

"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."

"Everyone in boxing probably makes out well except for the fighter. He's the only one that's on Skid Row most of the time; he's the only one that everybody just leaves when he loses his mind. He sometimes goes insane, he sometimes goes on the bottle, because it's a highly intensive pressure sport that allows people to just lose it [their self-control]."

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

Tyson: "It's interesting that you put me in the league with those illustrious fighters [Muhammad Ali, Joe Louis, Jack Johnson], but I've proved since my career I've surpassed them as far my popularity. I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register."

"Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around; you're going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He'll keep coming because he's tough. Don't get discouraged. That's when the discipline comes in."

"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."

On His Family

"No one gives a f**k about me. No one cares if my children starve, if they're on welfare. I have to support my children. I need more money."

Mike, on his mother who died in 1982: "I never saw my mother happy with me and proud of me for doing something: She only knew me as being a wild kid running the streets, coming home with new clothes that she knew I didn't pay for. I never got a chance to talk to her or know about her. Professionally, it has no effect, but it's crushing emotionally and personally."

On the Media

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"People [are] going to say what they say. It has to be for a reason. It's just for a reason. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people. I ask this lady a lewd question because I'm in a lot of pain too. I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. And Lewis, I'm trying to give some of that pain to ya'll."

"You gentlemen have no idea what it's like to be myself, no idea what it's like. I'm not interested in being humiliated anymore."

"Sometimes you guys have no pride, so no matter what I say, you guys ... it doesn't affect you because you don't care about nothing but money. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass and stomp on you and put some kind of pain and inflict some of the pain on you because you deserve to feel the pain that I feel."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

On Religion

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I feel like sometimes that I was born, that I'm not meant for this society because everyone here is a f**king hypocrite. Everybody says they believe in God but they don't do God's work. Everybody counteracts what God is really about. If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."

Stacey McKinley: "He sees a guy beggin' in the street and he gives him a hundred dollars. I'll say, 'Man, y'know the guy's just gonna spend it on crack!' But he says, 'I leave it to Allah to judge him.'"

"I'm a man. I lived it and I'm not afraid to die but when I die I'm going to paradise and I'm not worried."

On Himself

"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn."

"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my dick sucked ... It's just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big f**king liar. [The media] tells people ... that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our f**king wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way."

"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get [oral sex] without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

"At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see."

"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"

On His Mental Health

"I don't know if I'm mentally sick, but I have... episodes sometimes. I'm a depressant kind of dude. I have episodes, and I'm human. But no one cares about my health as a human because sometimes I'm in my episodes when I'm at work."

"Well, [contemplating suicide] goes through everyone's mind, I'm sure. And if it doesn't I really must be crazy. Everyone thinks about that because sometimes, you know what I mean, it's just tough being a ni**er and it's tough being a bad ni**er."

I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more."

"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

On America

"I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime."

Miscellaneous Quotes

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

Klasse sagt af Smith ovenpå så slem en skade.

Robbie Savage:
"I got hit in the nose again - and with the size of my nose I'm surprised they didn't have to evacuate the Riverside!"

Steven Gerrard:
"My favourite is classical art - there have been so many great artists. But I like modern as well. It's nice on the eye."

Paul Gascoigne:
"I no longer drink. At most I will have a glass of wine. I want to play until I am 38 and I think Everton can win the title."

Craig Bellamy:
"He (Newcastle manager Graeme Souness) has just gone behind my back in front of my face."

Erik Mykland:
"We (the Norwegian national squad) love each other... on and off the pitch!"

Cristiano Ronaldo:
"I've got a contract with United until 2010, but my future belongs to God."

Khalid Boulahrouz:
"I don't let my opponent get into the game for a second. I destroy him and eat him raw."

Fodbold er en kampsport, og kan man ikke klare mosten, så må man sq spille ludo!
- Preben Elkjær

Jeg kunne ikke falde til i Italien. Det var som at leve i et andet land!
- Ian Rush

Jeg drømte om at spille i en klub som Manchester Utd., og her er jeg så i Liverpool.
- Sander Westerveld

Jeg har aldrig kommenteret på en dommer. Og jeg har ikke tænkt mig at begynde med denne skiderik!
- Gordon Strachan

På hvilket område de var bedre end os? Primært det store grønne derude!
- Gordon Strachan

Haha, hvor fedt.
Så er det også en lidt twistet italianer, der kommer med nogle mærkelige udtalelser en gang imellem.

Gianluca Vialli:
"The only way to stop him (Thierry Henry) is with a gun!"

"When Manchester United are at their best I am close to orgasm!"

Haha en grov en fra en engelsk kommentator, John Motson !

"I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war."

Alan Shearer:
"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."

Brian Moore:
"Rosenborg have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them!"
"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins."

Beckham:
"We definitly want Brooklyn to be christened, but we don't know into what reiligion yet"

David Beckham:
"I would have played for Man United... for free."

Gary Neville:
"Playing for United has always been the most important thing for me and remains so."

Gennaro Gattuso:
"One day I said my dream was to play in England and that the team I liked best was United."

Nemanja Vidic
"I always liked to play as a forward when I was growing up as a kid. My technique was useless though, so my coach came to me and said, 'Go and play in defence, kill somebody!'"

John Gidman
"If there wasn't 100,000 people here I'd fuck you now."

Nemanja Vidic
"Driving on the left side and tea with milk. That was something really new for me. But I accept these 'challenges'!"

Nemanja Vidic
Now, I can say: 'Yes, I play at the biggest club in the world and I am very, very proud.'"

Wayne Rooney
"People say the Chelsea and Arsenal games are our biggest of the season. But there's nothing better than beating Liverpool."

Michel Platini
"George Best invented rock 'n' roll football."

Zidane
"I am a man before anything else."

Zidane
"It is always the one who reacts who is punished, never the one who provokes."

Zidane
"I came out of retirement not just to help qualification but also because this team has the players who can do something."

Zidane
"Even if you dream about it, hear about it, see it , want to do it, you tell yourself that its impossible, thats why in my life nothing is impossible - about scoring in a World Cup final"

"We were together in my office. He asked me, 'What did you say to the press, young man?' We laughed, we joked, we spoke, we drank and when we go to Old Trafford for the second leg on Jan 26, it is my birthday. I will bring a beautiful bottle of Portuguese wine for after the game. The wine we drank at Stamford Bridge was very bad. And he was complaining about it. He is a wonderful, great manager. I have a lot of respect for the big man. I call him 'boss' because he's our [the other managers'] boss. He's the top man, a really nice person and he deserves to be the boss. Maybe when I am 60 the kids will call me the same."

    Jose Mourinho on Sir Alex Ferguson

Well, I don´t know... You´ll have to ask your wife about that.

    * in response to reporter's question: "You´ve got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What happened?"
    * post-game (against England) press conference, 2004

"Look at where your head is. I can't help it if you're so short you only come up to where my elbow is". ;D

Oguchi Onyewu til Craig Bellamy, pga. at Bellamy brokkede sig under kampen om at han hele tiden ramte ham i ansigtet med sin albue.