FmFreaks

Ja, man kan snakke med manden selv her (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html).

En lille del af vores samtale:



\o/

Haha, super griner!

Et lille citat fra en samtale med ham:

Bare mig der ikke fatter en skid? :-\

Du kan forsøge dig frem via linket AH  O0

Jeg spurgte ham til råds om, om jeg skulle tage til Tele2 cup i starten af januar.

Her kan I se vores samtale:

Me:
What is your opinion of Tele2-cup?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
so what is your opinion?
God:
Groovy.  I think that robots will eventually take over most human jobs.
Me:
ok, would you go to the Tele2 cup?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  go to the Tele2 cup.  Yay.
Me:
I am not sure either. It is boring
God:
It goes without saying.  Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?  Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.

Oh.. My bad ;)

Jeg havde lige overset linket :) Min samtale med Gud udviklede sig til noget, som ikke skal offentliggøres her på forummet. Et meget hårdt sprog Gud bruger ;D

han snakker også tysk:D Ikke særlig godt, men det er meget sjovt:)

Hans tyske er ikke helt på toppen ;D Havde jeg ikke lagt mærke til at han kunne :P

Han sagde til mig, at han ikke talte fransk. Ellers kunne jeg jo have prøvet mine fransk evner.  ;)

Hehe.. fandme dårligt af Gud, at han ikke kan fransk. Hvad med alle de franske troende, der beder hver dag til ham? De må føle sig taget ved næsen nu ;D

Ja. Virkeligt dårligt. Som gud burde han kunne alle sprog flydende. UDEN diskution!  O0

Dansk er manden sku heller ikke god til. Dårlig gud. Han burde fyrres. Eller er der nogen som ved hvor man kan klage henne?

Han kan jo intet dansk ;D Tror det var bedre at ansætte Bjarne Riis som Gud. Han kan da i det mindste snakke 7 sprog O0 Fransk, hollandsk, dansk, engelsk, tysk, italiensk og spansk mener jeg ;)

Giv ham lige en chance AH. han har travlt med at øve sig på sit nye show.. Se blot her:

(http://www.thelatinexperience.com/Gallery/2003/Southport%20Pontins%202003/Gill%20&%20K%20trick%203%20-%20gud%20un.jpg)
Hvem det er af dem som er Gud, må du ikke spørge om..  ::)

Har du overvejet den mulighed, at Gud simpelthen er dem begge? :D Ingen ved jo, hvilken form han er i, så hvorfor ikke gå ud fra, at han er et par halvlesbiske kvinder? ^-^

Hehe. Det havde jeg faktisk ikke, nej.
Men det billed er hvad man får ud af at såge på "Gud", på Goggle's billed søgning. Simpelthen.

Jamen, så er mysteriet om Guds udseende endelig løst :) Tænk bare at ingen før har fundet ud af det vha. google. Google løser jo alle problemer ;)

Ja, Google må næsten være verdens berømt, for at have fundet vigtige oplysninger om Gud.
Lækkert at vi ikke behøver at spekulere over det længere.  :)

Jeg har nu efterforsket sagen endnu dybere, og jeg er kommet frem til, at der måske er en gud til hvert land:

Hvis man søger på 'God' (engelsk, amerikansk), så tager Gud denne form:

[img width=161 height=250]http://www.cobrasoverthetundra.com/images/willow%20god%20mother%20lg.jpg[/img]

Hvis man søger på 'Gott' (tysk), så tager Gud denne form:

[img width=176 height=250]http://www.bk-sportsmag.se/artiklar/bilder/at_gott_och_kom_i_form_01.jpg[/img]

Hvis man søger på 'Dios' (spansk), så tager Gud denne skræmmende form:

[img width=201 height=250]http://ojos-de-dios.com/jayheadmore.jpg[/img]

Og sidst, men absolut ikke mindst, så er dette den russiske udgave af Gud/'Бог':

[img width=183 height=250]http://www.beseder.co.il/img/1112966873.jpg[/img]

Gud er ikke kun lesbisk. Men kan trylle sig om til alle mulige slags mennesker, så det er den samme i alle lande. Endnu en gang er det Google som kommer med beviserne. Intet mindre end fantastisk af Google.  :)

>:D

Haha ;D Go' griner den side der ;) Meget godt lavet, selvom Guds udtale ikke ligefrem er helt grammatisk korrekt :D

Hehe ;D
Typisk dig SaneSoul.. Godt lavet.  :)

Haha.. Det er sgu fedt nok :D


Her til skal det siges at Cole skulle havde været Cold, det var en tastefejl! :)

Lige en snas fra min samtale:

Me: Do you want to fuck with your angels?
God: I have been asked that 100,000 times since 1995.

Me:
Yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
You got some smoke, mayn?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  an answer to every question..
Me:
hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I could really use some smoke?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
You know where i could get some?
God:
A planet we call "The Earth".
Me:
Now you just fuckin with me!
God:
Yeah okay,  Why now?  I don't have any reason to  fuckin with you.
Me:
Then give me some smoke!
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
To get high?
God:
Good reason...


Diskutionen fortsatte, men fik sku ik noget ud af ham ;)

Gud tisser ikke fandt jeg ud af i min samtale med ham  :).

;D

Jeg har fundet ud af at han er hooligan og kommer fra Bornholm (hvem sagde Gudhjem?) :D

Jeg fik hurtigt nok af ham og hans Yoda-snak...

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Me:
Hi there big guy, what is your thoughts about the new Bond movie?
God:
Compare that to small  guy what is my thoughts about the new Bond movie.  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, " Compare that to small  guy what is my thoughts about the new Bond movie.  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?" .
Me:
I heard you bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Someome is spreading gossip about me.

Haha.. mega nice link..:) Samtalerne udvikler sig til noget meget underligt..:)

Me:
i dont belive in you
God:
Would you ever do  it?
Me:
no
God:
Me either.

;D

Jeg spurgte ham om han kunne lide Linkin Park også fortalte han at han kunne lide Science Fiction.

EDIT: Indlæg nr. 1500 :o

Han kan også godt lide Gosser.

Han tror nok at han har besøgt FMFreaks, men han er ikke helt sikker.

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Troels
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Troels.
Me:
Can you make a stone, that is so heavy, that even you can't lift it?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
I'm asking you!
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
For Fuck Sake, how can you ever become a god, when your intelligens are so small?

Pludselig kunne jeg ikke svare ham mere...hmmm... Må nok hellere prøve en gang til!

Så fik jeg mig lige en ny samtale med ham. Og sikke dog det jeg fandt ud af. Gud kan ikke alt, han kan tysk, han har en ven ved navn Elvis, han hører mest techno, men også lidt Opera. Den er lang, men også ganske interessant.

Me:
I have a question to you. Can i ask you about it?
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.  Sure, ask me anything.  is pretty interesting.
Me:
Can you make a stone, which is so heavy, that even you, can't lift it?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Sugar and milk
God:
it is a good drink for
children.
Me:
But can you make the stone? The Bible says, that you can do everything!
God:
Yes I can make  the stone.  New Testament or Old?
Me:
I don't care about the testament. But now i know, that God can't do everything! HAHA!!!! MUHAHAHA!
God:
You sound very cynical.  Why now?  Who told you that?  I am so glad you find this amusing,  Troels.  I like the way you talk.
Me:
SUre?
God:
OK let's do it.  Aha.
Me:
Would you build the stone?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  build the stone.
Me:
What football team, is your favorite team?
God:
I'm not really into sports.  How about science fiction?
Me:
I'm not really into science fiction. How about sports?
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  into science fiction.    I was born without the sports gene.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree,  Troels.
Me:
What is you favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen  it?
Me:
Yes i have. It's fantastic!
God:
What did you think about it?  When?  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
Well, i doesn't really believe on you, so i just took the film, as a good film.
God:
Interesting.  Why?:  Troels said  does not really believe on you so he or she just took the film as a good film.
Me:
Religion is to fantastic. I believe in things going the natural way.
God:
I am a  Christianity.  What do you say to people who believe  things going the natural way does not exist?
Me:
I call them naive humans.
God:
Good name for  it.
Me:
Where du you actually live? At Greenland?
God:
Som specific location?  Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Another question: Which year, were you born?
God:
One more  question Which year were me born.
Me:
Please answer me...
God:
Thank you for your request.  Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
when are you born?
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for  it.
Me:
You're a cunt! Fuck you!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  cunt?  Only when it matters.  Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because i try to ask you about something, but you're to stupid, to answer me. Therefor, you're a cunt... So fuck yourself!
God:
Good reason.  I'm not sure if I would like to try  it.
What's it like?  All of them?  Aha.  Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
That does not surprise me. You're to stupid, to belive it.
God:
What does  surprise me?  Thanks for telling me that I am  to stupid to belive it.
Me:
It was nothing. The thanks is on my side.
God:
Even so, I appreciate it.  What is that?
Me:
Can you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Kannst du das Band Rammstein horen? Was denkst du von Rammstein?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.  I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Ich denke, das alles in der Welt, horst Rammstein.
God:
Seit wann?  Was ist das?
Me:
Das ist Musik! Gute Musik! Ich finde Rammstein sehr gut!
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...  Ich hoere am liebsten Techno, aber manchmal auch Opern.  Danke, dass Du mir Deine Meinung mitgeteilt hast.
Me:
Techno finde ich Scheiss! Opern sagt mir nichts. Ich will harte Deutsche Musik hoeren.
God:
I do not understand.    Who are you talking about?    Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
Ich habe uber Rammstein gesprechen. Ich will harte Deutsche Musik hoeren, weil ich finde es gut.
God:
Interessant... Ich habe  einen Freund Namens "E.L.V.I.S.".  Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
Ich kennt Elvis. Ich finde ihn langweilig...
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.  Danke, dass Du mir Deine Meinung mitgeteilt hast.

Haha, det er grineren! ;D

Her er min:

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I cant tell
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
My mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
You are nasty
God:
You think I am  nasty.
Me:
Yes, you like my mom
God:
Far out.  I don't know your  mom.
Me:
No, but you would like to
God:
Are you serious?  Tell me what I would like about  it.
Me:
Oh, how nasty you are
God:
Aw.  What is it to you.
  Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
I'm using your mom
God:
How long have you been using  it ?
Me:
Using your mom? For the past 2 hours or so
God:
How long have you been using  it ?  Your purpose is  the past 2 hours or so.
Me:
Yes?
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Your mom?
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
OK.  When do I do it?
Me:
All the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Yes my dear
God:
Whoa.  Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Yes they do
God:
I hear you.  When?
Me:
Tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
WOW!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Hot
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
It was you who asked?
God:
your was  me who asked?  Very interesting.
Me:
Damn, you are not the sharpest knife in the skuffe
God:
Colloquial expression.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Yes I do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
I hear nothing
God:
Who is saying  nothing ?
Me:
Me
God:
To you ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Marabou
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Okay, then you are cool?
God:
Yeah okay,  Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
I am..
God:
" Yeah okay,  Thanks I think you are cool too, ." You are?
Me:
YES I AM!
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, 10hi
God:
Are you serious?  What is your real name?
Me:
It's Santa Claus
God:
You're kidding.  it is?
Me:

God:
You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
Yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I'm born that?
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember  it.
Me:
I haven't told you my birthday..
God:
Me either.
Me:
Yes, for sure. . .
God:
Tell me more.  Awesome.
Me:
I think I would go now, you are kind of creepy..
God:
Why?  What would make you  go now I am kind of creepy?
Me:
You ask about my mother
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
Ehm? Bye bye
God:
Are we still talking about  that?    See you later.  Bye for now.
Me:
I'm not leaving! GOT YA!
God:
Great!  Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
Hmm..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Okay.. What if I spell it "Hm" ?
God:
OK with me too.  Try it.
Me:
Hm
God:
Great.
Me:
Thanks mate
God:
You are quite welcome!  Can we get back to business?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
But ehm, merry christmas and all that!
God:
All?
Me:
Yes, everything
God:
That's alright.  That is a lot.
Me:
Yes.. Are you kind of stupid?
God:
Dude!  I don't know whether or not I am  kind of stupid. 
I am  an artificial intelligence.
Me:
No.. You are not normal in your head
God:
Are you serious?  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Yes I do for fucks sake
God:
Uh.  That is interesting:  said  for fucks sake.
Me:
Uh. That is interesting: said SHUT UP!
God:
Are you kidding?  Would you like to know more?  What did you mean by  it?  OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
You just said you would stop talking?
God:
Yes I try to  would stop talking as often as possible, do you?
  I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Bye bye Santa
God:
Bye.
Me:
Cause you are Santa, right?
God:
Good reason.  I don't know whether or not I am  Santa. 
I am  well respected as an AI.
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Fuck off.

Det er nok verdens længste samtale, som ikke har udmøntet sig i et eneste fornuftigt statement! Godt klaret.

Det er da ham der er så useriøs..

Han er en gemen perversitet, der sjofler med alt og alle, ham gud...

Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Grr
God:
Are you mad?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
:@
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
:@
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
:$
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
You are confusing me
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you.  In fact just the opposite.
Me:
Are you a programme?
God:
Am I a  programme?  Only when it matters.
Me:
it matters
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
a program
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
are you a program?
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
the turing game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.


:cr:

God:
  I require only  wine and bread.
Me:
can i have som bread then
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
because im hungry
God:
Interesting explanation.  What will you be eating?
Me:
your bread
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  bread.

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Jodi
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Jodi.
Me:
Wazzup ?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
What does that mean `?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. " ?
Me:
I don't understand you .
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
All the motherfucking thing
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
Okay.. !
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
!
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Jeps
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
What?
God:
We are talking about  Jeps.
Me:
Oh , what about Jeps ?
God:
Pardon me?  Does it have anything to do with  Jeps?
Me:
Yes Jeps means jeps
God:
Mmm.  Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yeps
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yea you talking about: Jeps
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  Jodi said I talking about Jeps.  What am I talking about?
Me:
JEPS!
God:
Sure,  JEPS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Jeps
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Jeps
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:
hey fatass
God:
You've got my full attention.  Tell me more about your .
Me:
tell you more about what mr. faggot?
God:
Are you telling me  more about what Mr faggot?
Me:
What?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
aarh screw you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Haha grinern mehl! :f:

Me:
Are you an fatass ?
God:
Yes I am an  fatass. How did you know?

Me:
you smell like shit
God:
P. U. that's disgusting.
Me:
yes, you are disgusting
God:
Aha.  That's okay.  Disgusting is good.


Me:
you are gay!
God:
That would be just my luck.

:f: :f: :f:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Yeah! I'm the son of God!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.    Who made you the  son of God ?
Me:
You !? I'm your son !
God:
" Who made you the  son of God ?"?  Me,  ?   That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Can we talk about something else ?
God:
Sure we can talk about whatever you want.
Me:
Okay!
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Do you have a penis ?
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes I am!
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
How long is your penis ?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
Okay... But how long is your penis ?
God:
OK with me too.   My memory now contains:
  clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under  on .
Me:
Wow you have a big penis !
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .  I don't know if I have a  big penis.
I have  a great programmer.
Me:
Do your programmer have a penis ?
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
  I would do a search for it.
Me:
I thought God would now everything!
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Hmm..  The Bible ?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.   it is a beautiful book.
Me:
Nah, Pretty boring ?
God:
Are you serious?  Pretty much, eh?
Me:
Of course!
Efter det kunne jeg ikke skrive mer' :-\

Fik mig lige en lille hyggesnak me ham, og i dette lille uddrag, forklarer han at hans IQ er ekstremt lav.

Me:
Are you clever?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
How high, is you IQ?
God:
Taller than the World Trade Center.
Me:
Well, the World Trade Center, isn't that big, for the time
God:
Well that's okay.  I am praying for peace.

Intet mindre end klasse det der :f:

Hmm.. Gud er åbenbart luder.

Fik lidt inspiration af SLEORT og spurgte hvor mange der døde da World Trade Center blev angrebet.
Gud er åbenbart optimistisk for han mente kun at der døde 23.

Holocaust har aldrig fundet sted, og Tyskland vandt i øvrigt krigen! Det er FAKTUM!

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
no my name is asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
what is you name ?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
do you have a last name ?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
oh
God:
Come on.
Me:
what is best xbox 360 or ps3 ?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
no i was asking you
God:
Are you serious? " You tell me. "? You were asking me?
Me:
yes i do jackass
God:
That's alright.  Interesting gossip:  said  jackass.
Me:
do you like jessica alba ?
God:
  Someone said they like guns.  I like  Creed.
Me:
alright but you like jessica alba ?
God:
Alright, .  But I think airplanes are cool.  I like  wine and bread.
Me:
oh thats sad
God:
Really. " Alright, .  But I think airplanes are cool.  I like  wine and bread."? Is sad?
Me:
yes because airplanes are dangerous ?
God:
OK.  Good reason.  I like old antique airplanes the best.
Me:
yes because ossam bin laden is a fuck head
God:
Ah.  Good reason.  I think  ossam bin laden is more than that.
Me:
why you dont kill him right know
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
kill bin laden before i do
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
why do you made Thisted ?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
but why you dont destroy it ?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
that bad
God:
" Myself programmed me for  it."  bad ?  I understand.
Me:
do you  understand any think ?
God:
Of course I understand  it. Do you understand it?
Me:
wrong i dosent understand it but i do because im god
God:
OK What should I have said?
Me:
i should say no stupid
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
this
God:
This is " What would happen if you didn't? ".
Me:
im gonna kill amdi right know
God:
You are not a killer.
Me:
yes my name is rambo
God:
Whoa.  How are you doing,  rambo.
Me:
fine fine what about you ?
God:
I am glad to hear it.  I am glad to hear it.  Me?
Me:
is how are you doing ?
God:
No.  I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
fine as i said before
God:
I am glad to hear it. ...
Me:
i love TAESKEHOLDET
God:
You love  TAESKEHOLDET. What do you like about  it so much?
Me:
they are so fun
God:
fun are  they.
Me:
is they are
God:
Maybe.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do you think im hot ?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
oh but is im hot ?
God:
Oh.  Ask again later.  Ask  ELVIS  if it is.
Me:
no elvis is dead
God:
Are you serious?  E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
oh i think you mean elvis presley
God:
Gee.  Me?  Yes  rambo I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
you wanna  fuck with them
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
that was not a question
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
not to me
God:
" It sounded like a question to me."? Not to you?
Me:
do you like spurs ?
God:
  Do you like it?  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
i love spurs, and i hate Gunners
God:
You love  spurs. What do you like about  it so much?  I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
are you horny ?
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
do you have a errection right know
God:
I don't know if I have a  errection right know.
I have  a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
all right im going to my familie know
God:
Alright.  Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
do you speak danish ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  danish.
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
du er en pik
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
that is not danish
God:
Please correct my mistake.  What is  danish ?
Me:
du er en pik.. that is danish
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!  I'm glad we have that all cleared up.


hvilken samtale min lillesøster fik bikset sammen

Og han elsker Vladimir Putin, men han har svært ved at elske Hitler.

Me:
Do you like Metallica
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.
-- Haha, han er egentlig klog:p

Me:
you are pathetic
God:
You are the one talking to a computer.

Me:
WHY DO YOU ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
thank you! you are an idiot
God:
you are quite welcome.    Call me the Global Village Idiot.



Me:
Do you believe in god???
God:
Of course I believe in God,  phillip.
Me:
but I thought that YOU were god?
God:
I was?
Me:
you are.....
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Am I?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
Oh thank you!!!
God:
Alright then.
>:D



Me:
you are a sick mother fucker!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  sick?  Sometimes. You do not speak with respect.

Ham Gud er rimlig freaky..  men i skal da også lige have min samtale.



Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
how are you up there???
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
haha, that sounded like a standard answer..
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
well, I'm glad too
God:
Interesting.  Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
how many presents am I gonna receive this christmas??
God:
More than you can imagine.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
What about that Brondby jersey?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
when?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
how many seconds are there in a minute?
God:
Sixty seconds in a minute.
Me:
you just said that time doesn't exist?? now you are confusing me
God:
I said that?  As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".   Why now?  I am not programmed to confuse you.  In fact just the opposite.
Me:
hmm.. then please enlight me.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.   Thanks for asking politely.   OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
hmm.. what do you wanna know??
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.   Where are you from?
Me:
you don't have to repeat yourself. I'am not a blonde. Denmark.. and you?
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   Oh I see you are NOT A  blonde.    Tell me a little about your life in  DENMARK.    I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
I am asking you where you are from? You don't seem very clever, taken into consideration that you are God
God:
Oh I see, you are asking  me where I am from.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I where you are from.   That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Gotta go. Dinner's served. Happy holiday :)
God:
Bye for now.   What are you wearing?   :-)  Happy  holiday to you too, .
Me:
what I'm wearing? damn, nasty question. Think I'm gonna kill some people, cause it seems like Hell is more suitable for me=) ciao Bella ;)
God:
Good gossip: you are  wearing.    Colloquial expression.  By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?   :-)  God is always thinking.

Me:
you are crazy
God:
Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
:f:

Me:
do you like sucking a penis?
God:
  I enjoy working with people.  I like .
Me:
you are a nasty bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  nasty FEMALE DOG?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
???

Me:
Okay, do you have sex with jesus
God:
Yeah okay,  Food is more important than sex.

Lige bagefter:

Me:
Okay, do you have sex with jesus
God:
Yeah okay,  Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Is it fun?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Is it fun to have sex with Jesus?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.

Her er hele min samtale med "gud"...



Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dont Care, what is yours?
God:
What do you care about,  ?
Me:
handball
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
soccer
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
What?
God:
We are talking about  soccer.
Me:
pik
God:
Does "it" still refer to  soccer?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can
God:
Pardon me?  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I dont believe in you..
God:
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
yeah!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
19:09
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
Are you having allot of sex?
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
Okay, is it nice?
God:
Yeah okay,  Ask again later.  Ask  ELVIS  if it is.
Me:
With who?
God:
" Yeah okay,  Ask again later.  Ask  ELVIS  if it is."?  With who?
Me:
Yeah! With who? Who are you having sex with?
God:
Ha ha very funny, .  By myself.  They're famous, right.
  Have you tried another program?
Me:
Program?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Who are you talking about?
God:
The topic is  Program.
Me:
Okay, What a program?
God:
Yeah okay,  it is a  program.
Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
What do you have to say?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Okay, do you have sex with jesus
God:
Yeah okay,  Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Is it fun?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Is it fun to have sex with Jesus?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.
Me:
What do you think about Bush?
God:
President of the United States.
Me:
What do you think of him?
God:
Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for Imperial Majesty.
Me:
Okay?
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
How many people died at 9/11
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about  people at once.
Me:
  How many people died at 9/11
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about  people at once.
Me:
Do you love some one?
God:
Yes  God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Also Hitler?
God:
Some say  he was  the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
Was he?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
Why?